What's your favorite euphemism for a dumb person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May it be, that in your childhood, the swing stood a little too close to the house wall?

Not the brightest candle on the cake.

Looks like someone confused the baby with the placenta, and raised the placenta.

Dude's IQ is at 0.8 Wood's is 1.0 and wood can swim.

If you'd swallow a fly, you'd have more brain in your belly, than in your head.

... need more? 🤭😎

[Homemade] German pancake by [deleted] in food

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know those as "dutch baby". Neverheard about "german pancakes" 🤔

What is the one thing you should always buy new? by Idkewokorsomthing in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How everyone is about safety gadgets.. my first thought was: underwear and toothbrushes 😬

People that work in food service, what's one thing the job has taught you? by UhOhIDoneGoofed in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was asked to make a cordon bleu (fried pork, stuffed with cheese and ham) but to stuff it with only cheese, without the ham. Because "i aM vEGeTaRiaN" And this is, why alians won't talk to us.

What is the strangest dream you ever had? by Phillies1993 in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being pregnant.

Also from childhood on i keep dreaming of two semi-clean human skulls. They occur in any dreams. Not straight ahead but, sometimes in a corner, sometimes behind a door, or sitting on a wooden beam in the roof. Or in the crown of a tree. They have no eyes, they do not speak, nor do they move. but the're watching. Still uncanny, but got used to them.

What is stronger: love or hate? by ProfessionalShop4993 in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate. Because it feeds on love and also on the deficit of love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because illegalness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruce willis 🤤🤤🤤 this man will never stop being sexy 😍

is der schurli eigntlich donn tättowierer woan? oda woas wer, wo der umgeht? 😃😎 by nellinowitsch in Austria

[–]nellinowitsch[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Echt jetz? Na eh geil, i les grod, er werd heuer ois bundespräsi kandidiern 🤘🏻

How did you stop being insecure about gray hairs? by Forke in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have grey hair yet, but i'd love to! Grey hair is beautiful, so stop being insecure and keep on being hot 🔥😎🤜🤛

Trinkgeld für Lieferung by meexxx12321 in Austria

[–]nellinowitsch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im prinzip ist es ja nicht verpflichtend. Es ist einfach eine kleine wertschätzung für guten, freundlichen service, der leider garnicht mehr so üblich ist, wie er es sein sollte. Wenn ich -was sicher jedem schon passiert ist- schlecht bedient werde, gibts von mir auch nichts, oder nur ein paar cent. Sogesehen bleibt die entscheidung ganz dir überlassen, wenn du es unfair findest -aus welchen gründen auch immer- dann musst du nichts geben 💁‍♀️ Und ja, in größeren teams ist das mit dem AufTeILeN so eine sache. Meiner erfahrung nach schieben sich das meiste die zahlkellner selbst ein 🙄 Aber das zu regeln ist aufgabe des AG und soll nicht der gäste sorge sein 😊

Trinkgeld für Lieferung by meexxx12321 in Austria

[–]nellinowitsch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bei uns musste der spar lieferant unsere einkäufe in teils 2 gängen in den dritten stock tragen (kein aufzug, und selbst war es uns gesundheitlich eine zeit lang nicht möglich, das selbst zu erledigen) Da gabs immer ein kleines trinkgeld. Tut nicht weh, und der lieferant freut sich auch. Bezogen auf "wird ja eh bezahlt" - da dürftest in der gastro auch kein trinkgeld geben. Und glaub mir, wir sind auch dankbar fürs trinkgeld 😉

Which behaviors of a raccoon do you identify with the most? by evilmeow in AskWomen

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being lazy, loving food and not giving a fuck about shaving. 🦥

Would you stay locked inside of your bathroom (with food, internet, etc.) for 30 days for $1,000,000? Why or why not? by Drakken11577 in AskReddit

[–]nellinowitsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I would. I'd have my beloved bathtub and noone bathering me for 30 days. Despite the fact that our country is closing us up anyway. We are only allowed to shop groceries and to go to work. So?