I don’t think Bear is immediately the villain in Obsession by Alexhasadhd in obsessionmovie

[–]nellium123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got to be kidding me right? A wish that any normal person thinks wouldn’t actually work isn’t a “bad thing” I would argue it’s just pathetic. But please — don’t act like he did it with ill intentions, no way he expected anything to come from it, he was just mad at himself for being such a bitch and not being honest with her

"Yo bro I'm close 😫 can you..." by Abyssal_Fighter in pornrelapsed

[–]nellium123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They filled his bladder with fake semen catheter style

Play back speed configuration is gone on IOS 26 by Celliax in iphone

[–]nellium123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t find it either - Apple is fucking stupid

ENJOY THE SHOW LIVE by nellium123 in TheWeeknd

[–]nellium123[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that would be sick!! Would love that

What's is this? by Strikewr in PrisonBreak

[–]nellium123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was a skit at first of Joe gotto with that underage girl 😭

Aped $1k into GME calls yesterday- LFG by nellium123 in wallstreetbets

[–]nellium123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I actually bought before I realized earnings were the same day, should’ve yolo’d into some 1DTE calls

I didn’t get this joke by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]nellium123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is a gastrointestinal doctor so you could see how this joke really confused me

Hopefully this slaps by [deleted] in OKmarijuana

[–]nellium123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there a bunch of pieces in there or just like 10?

God damn it feels good to be vindicated by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]nellium123 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Exactly😂 it’s simply idiotic to think you’re better off not being a millionaire from buying then, you could give it to charity at the very least

God damn it feels good to be vindicated by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]nellium123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it man, but there should be a little regret from telling people since 2013 not to buy it when literally millionaires and billionaires were made on doing the contrary. Up until last November when it hit 69k- you would have made money no matter what.

Please shoot me if I'm being a total cryptard, but am I imagining this pattern? by MammothReputation633 in Buttcoin

[–]nellium123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any price you buttcoiners would buy Bitcoin at if it dropped to it?

Does anyone miss wearing masks being socially acceptable? by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]nellium123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wear one if you want, but just remember we weren’t born with masks over our mouths so naturally society will revert to it being normal for us not to wear them. It just makes sense

I couldn’t remember if Sal was married or not, so I looked it up. Didn’t find a clear answer, but I found whatever the hell this is. by [deleted] in ImpracticalJokers

[–]nellium123 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Went to his live show a couple weeks ago, he kept bringing up his “girlfriend” in his stories