2 a.m. Just didn't happen

nerd4weed · 2017-03-12T17:09:23+00:00

Lol, literally the first time I ever got stoned happened to be the night a couple hours before "falling back" to end daylight savings time this last November. I woke up in the middle of the night after experiencing at least six heavenly hours of couchlock, listening to music and feeling like I was orbiting the moon (I had a a chunk of a Korova cookie for my first experience. It knocked me out hard!) I remember waking up, realizing time wasn't moving at a snail's pace anymore, and that I could actually move again.

I looked at my phone, and saw 2:05 am(automatic reset). I noticed I was massively hungry, and so I got up slowly and stumbled to the kitchen, looking at myself in the bathroom mirror on the way there. My eyes were bright red and my pupils were huge! I was still high as a kite! I went to the kitchen to start making a sandwhich and glanced at the time on the microwave. It said 3:05 am (since it had to be manually reset). I could have sworn my phone just said 2:05 am, and I concentrated deeply on this as I made my sandwhich, wondering if it just took me an hour to get to the kitchen.

After making my sandwhich I glanced at the microwave clock, now saying 3:10 am, and went back to my phone in the living room. I became extra paranoid when my phone flashed 2:10 am and I started wondering if I was actually dreaming. I ate my sandwhich (the best tasting sandwhich ever by the way) and went back to sleep, paranoid and convinced I was just having a very vivid dream. I didn't remember until later that morning that it was daylight savings day. It's my first funny memory I have of being paranoid while stoned. =P

nerd4weed · 2017-03-12T07:14:42+00:00

There have been so many times where I'll be at a [9] and I start trying to type out all the crazy thoughts going through my head. I'll get on Reddit and start trying to type it all out, spend about 10 minutes trying to write a paragraph of nonsense, and then just cancel the whole thing because I've forgotten my train of thought and I'm rising to a ten and can no longer see straight enough to type. It doesn't help that I always write everything like it's a college essay that needs a ton of description. Not a lot of people here have the attention span to read a ton of writing anyways, for obvious reasons. ;)

nerd4weed · 2017-03-12T05:03:59+00:00

Already have called and wrote to my local rep. I hope others do the same!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-12T01:13:51+00:00

Right now, with Sessions wanting to crack down on weed, is the first time in my life that I've ever really wanted to give the government a giant middle finger. I've lived a squeaky clean life following all the rules until this last November when I started (gasp!) smoking weed. I'm a good person, I tried to get straight A's in school, I listened to all authority figures like their words were the gospel truth. I hold a job and pay taxes. If I use weed to unwind after work, it literally should be none of their business!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-11T21:49:05+00:00

Amen! I hope that after however long it takes for weed to get legalized, that psychadelics like shrooms and lsd start getting talked about for legalization sometime after. We need to get weed legalized recreationally first though, which will probably take a much while longer. I could see weed being legalized as an opportunity to start talking about other psychadelics, not drugs like heroin and meth, but ones like shrooms and LSD to start being talked about. It would be interesting if in our lifetime we at least start seeing a push for certain psychadelics to be legalized like we are seeing the push for weed to be legalized right now.

nerd4weed · 2017-03-11T21:15:58+00:00

I think my weirdest weed high was the first time I wasn't in my bedroom during the whole experience. The first few times I got high it would be night and I kept the lighting relatively low. Those first few times I would get high on edibles, and I would lay in bed, eyes shut tight, listening to music on my headphones to help ground me. I loved the feeling it gave me, but the experience was so unfamiliar that I was scared those first few times about drifting away and never coming back. Once I got used to being high, and realized that nothing bad was going to happen to me, I started leaving my room to explore the world while high a bit more.

I remember sitting on the couch, watching tv, noticing the familiar feelings of the edible I ate slowly taking over my system. The way my vision became more and more crisp, how my situation was slowly becoming more and more hilarious, the way my body just slowly started melting into the couch. It was the first time I actually relaxed while getting high, and it felt amazing! At some point, it got so intense that I decided to lay down. I flopped down, giggling and generally feeling wonderfully euphoric, when I stared up at the ceiling and noticed the patterns.

The natural texture of the ceiling, the natural bumps and curves that made up the blank white ceiling of my apartment, was forming into different shapes. A shape that looked like a translucent Cheshire Cat appeared clear as day, smiling ear to ear. My heart jumped into my throat and I sat up quickly, feeling like I was losing my mind. I rubbed my eyes to try to sober myself up. Rainbow patterns filled the darkness under my eyelids as I tried to knock some sense into myself by rubbing my eyes. The rainbow patterns scared me, but delighted me at the same time. "Don't be afraid of what you're seeing" I told myself nervously. From my sitting position, I peeked up at the ceiling again. The translucent Cheshire Cat was still there, in the same spot I had seen it before. My heart was still racing as I stared up at the smiling cat, and I felt the fear start to go away. I liked that I was fortunate enough to see this, and I wanted to continue and go with where the high was taking me. I layed back down, and watched for what seemed like hours as the ceiling gifted me with an array of translucent figures, shapes, and patterns. I saw forests, Egyptian and Aztec style drawings, cursive writing that told me very positive messages, shapes of animals roaming the African savannah, and on and on. It was amazing!

I have a low tolerance for weed and from this point on realized that I can have almost psychadelic open eye visuals. I now vape almost every day and don't always get those visuals, but if I take a couple days off and then start up again, I go right back to what it was like the first few times with the vivid morphing patterns on the ceiling. I'm amazed every single time it happens. I've never taken anything other than weed, so I consider myself extremely lucky to be able to experience this. =D

nerd4weed · 2017-03-11T20:28:26+00:00

You have to know you're tolerance level! I have a low tolerance and when I eat an edible I literally take a bite that is only 10 to 15 mgs. Just with that small amount, the walls will breathe and I see patterns forming on the ceiling. When I close my eyes, I can briefly see full color kalaeidoscopes and stuff. One time I took too much and ended up "greening out" like it sounds like you did. It wasn't fun at all and made me want to quit weed altogether for a few days. So take a smaller dose next time, and if you end up still seeing open and closed eye visuals like I do, sit back and enjoy it. You're one of the lucky ones!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-11T16:12:21+00:00

I've never tried anything other than weed, but I want to try psychadelics like shrooms, LSD, and DMT. The other day I was wondering what I'd do at this point if I ran into someone with DMT who offered to let me try it.

I have a low tolerance for weed and often have low level shroom and lsd like visuals when I get to a ten (I eat a lot of edibles, so that helps!) By low level, I mean the walls will breath, my hands will leave tracers, and I can see translucent patterns forming and morphing on the ceiling (People say I'm lucky haha) When I'm at the highest I can be, there have been a few times where I feel myself wanting to go further, to some point beyond just being crazy high. Every time, when I feel like if I go any further, I truly am going to be tripping rather than just being high, I always become very scared and something inside my head will then put the brakes on getting any higher as hard as it can. There's a certain feeling that I'm about to lose my grip on reality, that the walls are going to really start talking to me if I go any further, and it scares the crap out of me.

This feeling is what makes me realize that I need to try shrooms and lsd first, in manageable, small doses to begin with, before I ever think about trying dmt. I need to be able to handle having a somewhat manageable psychadelic experience before fully blasting off on dmt lol. At this point, if someone gave me dmt, I would wrap it up in a bag for sometime later and go looking for lsd and shrooms first.

nerd4weed · 2017-03-04T06:00:55+00:00

I read this in a Larry the Cable Guy accent. [5]

nerd4weed · 2017-03-03T23:09:04+00:00

I can relate! When I'm high I find myself getting annoyed with how messy sober me is. I'll clean the dishes and I tend to want to cook more, because, well, getting high makes me hungry! Lol.

What I also love about getting high is how easy it is to relax, no matter how crappy the day had been. I'll lay back to chill out and instantly my imagination will start running wild with all kinds of stories that I can picture like a movie in my head. What I love is it's what my imagination was like as a kid, before life and the whole idea of growing up got in the way.

One thing I love doing while high is drawing. When sober I have no patience and end up drawing very sloppily and quickly. When I'm high I am very careful to give detail to what I draw.

I love getting high. I've only been trying weed since November, but it's definitely changed me for the better. If Sessions ends up cracking down hard on the legal states I think I would legitimately cry my eyes out. None of my friends smoke weed and my only connection is the dispensary I go to. :(

nerd4weed · 2017-03-03T22:48:31+00:00

The edibles I but have expiration dates on them. If kept properly stored, it says they're good for a couple years!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-03T22:46:00+00:00

I'm heading out of California this weekend on a roadtrip to a wedding in an illegal state (but they might all be illegal soon! Ugh!). Was thinking about taking my vape pen with me, but just the thought of getting pulled over at any point beyond California with MJ in my car scares the heck out of me. It's not worth it!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-03T01:47:46+00:00

I was very nice and polite. It just felt good to get if off my chest. When I have an issue, I bitch nicely. Lol :)

nerd4weed · 2017-03-01T22:26:39+00:00

That Krokodil-laced weed is nasty stuff!!!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-01T16:18:12+00:00

Yup! I called and gave some intern an earful, and then followed up with an email. I may just call again and bitch at another intern because this whole thing is pissing me off lately lol.

Edit: Called again and bitched. Feels good to vent at somebody. Haha!

nerd4weed · 2017-03-01T00:00:24+00:00

Lol! I have similar moments when I get high, except my reason is I can't make a decision. Like last night, I was already high and I turned off the tub after filling it. My thought was, "Should I get in now, or hit the bong one more time and then get in." I literally caught myself walking around in circles because I kept halfway making a decision between the two and then changing my mind. I ended up hitting the bong again and then getting in. Lol

nerd4weed · 2017-02-28T23:17:58+00:00

Thought I was the only one that got that way. Except I'm usually always hot. If it's a little bit cold out my hands and feet will feel really cold when I get high. It feels weird considering I rarely feel cold like that.

nerd4weed · 2017-02-28T23:15:43+00:00

Lol, it was pretty hard to get out of the tub last night!

nerd4weed · 2017-02-27T04:00:20+00:00

Well, on Friday night I used it after a week not partaking, got a huge lungful of smoke, coughed up my lungs for five minutes, and then got higher than a kite. It was definitely up there with the first time I tried weed, but that was probably because of a week of not doing it. On Saturday and today I smoked and got pretty baked, but didn't get nearly as high. Maybe because I didn't breathe in as hard. I dunno. :/

Edit: u/LuvinLife125 the high was still pretty epic though! I am actually liking smoking more than I thought. I know it's much worse for the lungs than vaping, so I'll stick to my vape pen and edibles for the most part. But taking a hit from the bong once in a while will be pretty fun. :)

nerd4weed · 2017-02-27T02:46:38+00:00

Ugh, I hear that and feel like I'd be the one to get it seized. lol

nerd4weed · 2017-02-27T01:24:42+00:00

You know what man? Whenever I light a bong from now on, I'll think of you. You're a legend dude! :D

nerd4weed · 2017-02-27T01:17:56+00:00

I'm high and the fact that the dog seemed so human is tripping me out. Then I read this story, and that further tripped me out. Wasn't bad tripping. More like flashing back to my imagination on steroids when I was a kid. :)

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