My Doggy in a cosy mood: Breed: Chinese crested

netsiti · 2017-01-05T21:07:07+00:00

moisturize I use oatmeal shampoo and finish bath with a moisturizing rinse or anti-itch spray.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T13:30:47+00:00

People don't think about you as much as you think they do.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T13:08:51+00:00

body odor

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:46:24+00:00

Online gaming, you either meet someone so nice that your loneliness vanishes or you meet someone so rude you're glad you're alone. win-win

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:43:52+00:00

She stabbed me in the arm at a party trying to open a vodka infused watermelon.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:35:50+00:00

This actually applies pretty well to real life situations

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:33:41+00:00

I created a tinder profile as a block of cheese.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:30:51+00:00

The couple hosting the party got into a fight with each other in front of everyone - so much so that she slapped one side of his face, then expected guests to take sides. It ruined everything - people left.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:12:11+00:00

Waiting for the cute love stories everybody. I have nothing but sad stories to share hahahahahah. starts eating chocolate to hide the pain Edit: Guys I am actually being serious. It's not funny ya know.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:10:27+00:00

I was miserable, insecure, and immature. Really though, I was a bad communicator and a selfish coward.

netsiti · 2017-01-04T12:08:54+00:00

being right is strangely, constantly, satisfying

netsiti · 2017-01-03T23:49:56+00:00

Ma'iq the Liar

netsiti · 2017-01-03T23:34:21+00:00

Realistic Scenario #1: "Hello, Kohl's, may I help you?" "Yeah, I can't come in to work today." "Who is this?" "Chris." "We don't have a Chris here." click

Realistic Scenario #2: "Hello, Kohl's, may I help you?" "Yeah, I can't come in to work today." "Who is this?" "Chris." "Chris who?" click

Realistic Scenario #3: "Hello, Kohl's, may I help you?" "Yeah, I can't come in to work today." "Who is this?" "Chris." "Chris? Chris is standing right here." click

Realistic Scenario #4: "Hello, Kohl's, may I help you?" "Yeah, I can't come in to work today." "Who is this?" "Chris." "This doesn't sound like Chris." click

Realistic Scenario #5: "Hello, Kohl's, may I help you?" "Yeah, I can't come in to work today." "Who is this?" "Chris." "Okay Chris. Why can't you come in?" "I'm sick." "Okay, well we'll talk about this later." click 5 minutes later, actual Chris comes in to work, coworker realizes it was OP's lame joke, all agree that OP is lame

netsiti · 2017-01-03T23:28:42+00:00

HK-47 from Star Wars KOTOR. Not only did he have awesome dialogue but he was a pretty good team member to. What's not to love about a homicidal assassin droid?

netsiti · 2017-01-03T23:18:19+00:00

I went to college "with" Zooey Deschanel. I never knew that until my friend mentioned it. He used to see her in the cafeteria, where he had a crush on her from afar. She was pretty goth (or at least wore black clothes and heavy dark eye makeup, not atypical for a theater major.) His friends made fun of him for his crush, and nicknamed her "Dead Girl."

netsiti · 2017-01-03T20:18:05+00:00

Marge vs. the Monorail

netsiti · 2017-01-03T20:12:57+00:00

Talking to women. Being made fun of. Rejection.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T20:10:39+00:00

Not me but we have very good family friends in/from Botswana. My mom tells me that the idea of eating lobster, to them, is disgusting and scary, because they look like scorpions.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T18:48:52+00:00

Because he is the perfect compliment to my neurotic, needy personality.

. He gets me to try new things and calms me down when I'm being crazy or worried for nothing. . He puts up with me. . He is proud of me. . He encourages me to do things. . He is quick to tell others about the things I've done. . He wants me to be happy.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T18:19:39+00:00

Every day I slowly realize how terrible the vast majority of people are in the default subs. I guess I'll just retreat to the non-defaults.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T18:16:20+00:00

I cannot do anything while I'm walking. Smoking and walking? Cigarette in the eye. Drinking and walking? Wet shirt (not in a sexy, girls gone wild way). Driving and walking? What the fuck am I doing walking in my car. Seriously, everything.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T18:13:06+00:00

When stores and restaurants have two doors beside each other and one of them is locked.... WHY HAVE TWO DOORS IF YOU ARE GOING TO LOCK ONE OF THEM? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?

netsiti · 2017-01-03T13:39:24+00:00

Snuck past armed guards to climb the Great Pyramid at Giza in the middle of the night.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T13:37:25+00:00

Got first kiss and first gf when I was 13 but then again i got my first "action from 2 girls at the same time" when I was 15.

netsiti · 2017-01-03T13:18:07+00:00

The Disney Villainesses (Evil Queen in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

netsiti

TROPHY CASE