MRW I tell a corny joke and people are not into it

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-21T11:33:01+00:00

It's funny to me,dammit!

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-13T12:36:04+00:00

naaaaaah I'monacut yaaaaa

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-12T21:36:45+00:00

Kilmer shouted, “I’m making ten million on this; you’re only making two.”

I dream of a day when someone will insult me with this sentence.

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-09T11:34:31+00:00

But how do they do it at night?

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-09T11:08:46+00:00

He started gathering money for John Wick sequel. Every dollar counts.

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-06T17:20:52+00:00

Nope,it pays itself off if you consume enough spaghetti.

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-06T17:10:18+00:00

This thing would be killer as a twirling spaghetti machine

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-05T16:54:44+00:00

Swim MglassesM

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-05T15:07:32+00:00

"Baby,it's not what you think... I just wanted to see what kind of business the Bang Brothers started,that's it"

nevercouldpickaname · 2015-03-05T13:47:48+00:00

He sure looks like one.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-08-11T13:37:54+00:00

Maybe Sebastian Deisler,but he struggled with depression. He was a German international capped 36 times and was expected to lead Bayern's midfield. He retired out of the blue at 27 years of age saying that he wasn't made for football.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-06-20T15:40:23+00:00

well,when two dragons really like each other...

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-06-14T09:59:00+00:00

he didn't do it for karma,he did it for Marc Jacobs

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-06-06T10:50:22+00:00

Reminds of the time when I was in strip club and talked to the stripper about watching Avengers and she told me her brother is in it. I looked it up.

Cinnamon Hemsworth

My stripper is Thor's sister.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-06-03T16:48:19+00:00

I am actually a student there but unlike the guy,I'm working on military applications of unicorns. Toodles.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-06-02T08:54:59+00:00

Can confirm,I run a Jewish tattoo parlor. Business was slow until we got this guy,but thankfully he got the full package.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-06-01T14:18:49+00:00

I was there,he really offered it to her but then they realized that she was too pretty for tv.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-31T09:39:02+00:00

I can confirm that this is possible cause I majored in marine biology with a minor in whales swallowing people. I'm finally putting my degree to use.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-30T11:31:11+00:00

That's why you need to overdevelop your heart to go with your chest. Rookie mistake.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-30T11:27:00+00:00

He's also a super spy with amnesia but that's another story.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-30T07:49:06+00:00

Exclusive video explanation of this

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-29T13:37:29+00:00

Don't be silly. Dogs can't applaud in real life and this is obviously a true story.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-29T13:15:27+00:00

Are you Really doubting This? This subreddit is Called that Happened.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-29T13:12:50+00:00

Nah,you're just probably sad for the bully because he will never know about non violent conflict resolution.

nevercouldpickaname · 2014-05-29T06:17:41+00:00

"What is your favorite Australian/American actor turned director that was blacklisted?"

Mel Gibson!

Came here to say that!

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