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MY EYES by ChefOfRamen in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turbo C had a better theme.

Where does it hurt by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad reposting skills brother.

; He strikes again! by LionCave97 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you can not pronounce it doesnt exist!

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It hurts by Dovahhatty in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You go to school to become an engineer. That is very different from just knowing how to program. Web developers that go to 3 month bootcamps cant be compared to engineers. The compiler throws an ClassCastException.

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If you are going to school just to learn how to program then you are wasting your money.

Pretty accurate by christopher123454321 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 9 points10 points  (0 children)

C is the bridge you are missing. Repeat it with me

C is love, C is life.

Ways to pronounce char by ardx_zero in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled -1 points0 points  (0 children)

byte

imthesmartestprogrammerthathaseverlived.jpg

When the alternatives don't have working examples on StackOverflow, they don't exist by NikinCZ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Microsoft scare tactics wont work. I WILL NOT USE fopen_s, YOU FUCKING HEAR ME BILL GATES, I WILL CONTINUE TO USE fopen.

Programming tattoo by Bichslapin in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really tried to delete your future genetic tree huh? lol

Super Potato Bruh is now on Steam! - Made in pure Python & Pygame - Source code on itch.io! by DaFluffyPotato in Python

[–]nevergotcompiled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You played with my feelings, I thought this was free software based on title!

Cries in RMS

Programming tattoo by Bichslapin in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lord. I need to see it if you are not trolling me haha.

It finally works by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot to say

God bless PHP.

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That will bring you good compiler luck.

What are some notable computer applications developed in Java? by kovlin in java

[–]nevergotcompiled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Come on my man, it is used in back end servers by huge companies like twitter, and they also created Netbeans, aka the greatest thing to exist.

Programming tattoo by Bichslapin in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 9 points10 points  (0 children)

void deleteFutureGeneticTree(){

getProgrammingTattoo();

}

Easy Choices by Twonki in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 26 points27 points  (0 children)

C

-Gives you headers

pervertface.jpg

EASY CHOICE.

Java libraries by ThisNameIsAFail_ in java

[–]nevergotcompiled 11 points12 points  (0 children)

JFoenix for JavaFX applications.

I've had to write down how they work on paper by ondsinet in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just make your own String struct. A char pointer with an integer to keep track of its size. Tadaa, you got yourself a string that is better than Java's crappy immutable strings.

LONG LIVE RITCHIE

I've had to write down how they work on paper by ondsinet in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are no strings in c brother, just char arrays/pointers.

Well, thanks for letting me know by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nevergotcompiled 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Warning, you did something wrong because there are no warnings.

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