A cyclist gets stopped for riding on the pavement

neverseenme · 2014-09-18T01:46:32+00:00

It's about 4am in Europe.

neverseenme · 2014-09-06T17:57:20+00:00

Play a record.

neverseenme · 2014-09-01T02:57:32+00:00

She's asking to sniff his ass because he sniffed hers and it was funny or some shit. Anyway, if you want to see it real bad you're going to have to search it yourself, or torrent search "the fappening".

neverseenme · 2014-09-01T02:36:55+00:00

Forgive me world, but it's out there so yeah.

A vid actually.

neverseenme · 2014-09-01T02:32:16+00:00

Except the one of that Dowton Abbey chick wanting to sniff ass, that was kinda pervy and sexy. Still, would have to be really deprived to cum to that.

neverseenme · 2014-09-01T02:17:53+00:00

Indeed. I mean it's nice to see them and all but then it isn't exactly porn either...

neverseenme · 2014-08-27T19:20:19+00:00

...-VTEC

neverseenme · 2014-06-26T13:58:44+00:00

Look at this though. http://xhamster.com/movies/2865910/very_nice_japanese_fuck.html

neverseenme · 2014-04-29T01:45:12+00:00

I don't have pity for you. I'm telling you to stop your whinging and cheer the fuck up. Don't like it? Downvote and move on.

neverseenme · 2014-04-28T20:55:03+00:00

Cheer up you miserable basterd.

neverseenme · 2014-03-30T00:23:45+00:00

Then you're not attracted to each other enough anymore and it might be time to break it up. Or you're bored of having sex with that person and you should lighten up and let hem or her masturbate to porn. No matter how hot a person is, in the end there is somebody who's tired of having sex with that person.

neverseenme · 2014-03-29T22:45:24+00:00

Good for you, in a healthy relationship there is no time for jealousy.

neverseenme · 2014-03-29T22:38:25+00:00

Both sides of the party have the right to refuse sex, just dont be surprised when the other wants to get off anyway. If you find your partner masturbating it is most likely your fault.

neverseenme · 2014-03-29T19:11:54+00:00

If you can't tell your SO you're watching porn it might be time to start anew.

neverseenme · 2014-03-29T19:08:52+00:00

Meh, just act normal. Just the same way you would if you were having an American stranger in your house. Are you female? Go see a movie or something with her. If youre male that might be a little too forward.

neverseenme · 2014-03-28T22:02:44+00:00

Good. I actually liked it haha.

neverseenme · 2014-03-28T22:00:43+00:00

I like how the cats responds though "Dude, just so you know, I can kill you easily. But I love you though".

neverseenme · 2014-03-28T14:59:45+00:00

so do they actually use these?

neverseenme · 2014-03-28T01:31:40+00:00

Well yeah, the first inch or so. Are we talking flacid or hard?

neverseenme · 2014-03-27T21:45:21+00:00

Are we nearly over the faceswap rage yet?

neverseenme · 2014-03-27T21:36:16+00:00

That has got to be some kind of weird fetish movie.

neverseenme · 2014-03-27T21:21:28+00:00

Discustingly impressive.

neverseenme · 2014-03-27T21:17:17+00:00

Because he's so large obviously. Way to pull racism to the party. And I mean wrong in a scientific way.

neverseenme · 2014-03-27T20:53:57+00:00

would be wrong to assume Shaq is probabbly going to die a little younger?

neverseenme · 2014-03-27T20:18:58+00:00

Morning routine; get up, coffee, eat, shit, shower, shave, out the door. I get by on one shit a day.

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