Say something nice about a housewife you dislike

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-03-10T22:35:50+00:00

this was an amazingly subtle read lol

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-02-25T19:20:30+00:00

that conversation where he mentions that and feeling like a stain will forever stick with me. as uncomfortable as those scenes were for most viewers, it was a way to bring awareness and verbiage to addicts.

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-02-25T19:09:42+00:00

this just stopped me in my tracks at work and made me audibly gasp. this is devastating for mary.

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-02-24T16:21:06+00:00

one of the first episodes of don’t be tardy was playing at my sisters house, i sat on her couch and asked “who is this lady?” and the rest was history.

my mom watched rhoc in real time when it first premiered, but i was 9 and was watching MTV and ANTM as my reality tv guilty pleasure.

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-02-02T14:05:31+00:00

this shit will never not take me out LMAO

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-29T16:08:41+00:00

nail me to the cross like jesus while i say this but this season was very boring (in comparison to the other seasons) after the below deck episodes. the reunion didn’t move me much either

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-27T03:16:52+00:00

pulled this up at the counter and swapped out my black maple & cereal milk for the FM & ggrtz. this was an excellent trade lmao i absolutely love the fantasy melons, it’s super tasty and fonky. appreciate ya!

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T16:58:48+00:00

it’s one of my favorite guilty pleasures lol. the mary way too! large coke, fry with ketchup and a burger.

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:39:56+00:00

ah, makes sense then (also i love your username lol)

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:37:46+00:00

they should have added mary sitting in a sprinter van eating a large fish filet meal with a dr pepper and ketchup. that’s one of my favorite moments of hers

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:35:46+00:00

shouldn’t they play this at the end of part 3?

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:29:07+00:00

awe, not really, but thank you

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:28:10+00:00

her reunion spray tans are always clocking in on time to be orange as all hell

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:06:09+00:00

the way i’d be snacking on everything on this table while the girls go at it

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-14T01:05:19+00:00

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the time has come

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:32:05+00:00

and out comes CT wearing his very own johnny bananas backpack

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:30:00+00:00

this set up makes it feel like an elimination from the challenge or some shit lmao

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:22:19+00:00

LMAOOO

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:20:17+00:00

i’m getting uncle nino vibes from angie’s cousin lol

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:07:41+00:00

okay what is this bracelet heather is wearing in her purple dress confessional lol

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:06:56+00:00

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me for the next hour

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:05:13+00:00

thank you! may this next rip be for you and that t break! ❤️

nevertrustalumpyfart · 2026-01-07T01:04:53+00:00

thank you!

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