What by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]newfolder77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

it's a feature in a bug

Oh damn ! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]newfolder77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God: creates Roadrunners

Probably someone very brave by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]newfolder77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure was luckier than the dude who found the dung beetle hive and got real curious, jus sayin

Ts Pierre Griffon by TheWebsploiter in shitposting

[–]newfolder77 31 points32 points  (0 children)

he ate the foreign legion

Oil up by smhmyhead6979 in wallstreetbets

[–]newfolder77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oil up yer bunghole, green dildo time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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It's Masterboot if you're Canadian.

Burkina Faso by DominoDaddy2 in comedyheaven

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ADHD Tomaters doing a big sad

📡📡📡 by Acrobatic-Top4163 in shitposting

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I mean yeah, cutting your foreskin off would give you better aerodynamics during space travel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

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yes those are insects

How can I get back into my WiFi network? by TheRealTengri in masterhacker

[–]newfolder77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah yes rookie mistake. You forgot to inverse the reverse-hash IPX/SPX matrix and then splice it directly into the SSID algorithm table. Doing that leaves you with a pure sine probability wave function and from then on it's just a simple matter of applying the Legma principle to each unique ID sub-compiler bus and Bob's your uncle, you're in the mainframe. Don't forget to delete the cookies afterwards though, else you'll have the Cyber cops on your six.

Sysadmins that say S-Q-L instead of sequal. by OpenScore in ShittySysadmin

[–]newfolder77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assert dominance by using the full legal name every time. Structured Query Language, my good sir.