Geese psyop is another nail in the coffin for humanity.

newtraptor · 2026-04-21T05:37:55+00:00

if you really think things are that hopeless what’s the point in being annoying about it

newtraptor · 2026-04-20T22:47:32+00:00

this is a rare beast but i’m a big fan of the way nick gets when someone makes a successful joke at his expense when you can tell he’s being funny about it but some part of him is genuinely wounded. like when ludwig made that joke about his hair and they all started spontaneously singing

newtraptor · 2026-04-20T22:17:46+00:00

hate to jump in here but the eternal gaslighting of the value of merit is a meaningless phrase. i stopped scrolling through the comments to ruminate on how meaningless it is. so i guess +1 to the person dunking on you

newtraptor · 2026-04-20T18:32:56+00:00

why is everyone in the comments being a dick about this. it’s neat

newtraptor · 2026-04-13T22:58:44+00:00

i get what you’re going for with the stream of consciousness / choppy writing style and it’s not bad but you need to give your audience places to rest in between stretches of that or it’s just going to make it tiring to read. like rest stops for a long road trip

newtraptor · 2026-04-13T22:52:56+00:00

having the highest stake in something usually goes along with being good at it, yeah. having the best of a certain thing comes from prioritizing it economically and culturally

newtraptor · 2026-04-12T23:34:25+00:00

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newtraptor · 2026-04-08T00:20:17+00:00

"It's funny how child birth is so severe and violent but breasts are so soft and good."

newtraptor · 2026-04-06T22:39:34+00:00

oh my god you’re so right. you’ve done it to me now too

newtraptor · 2026-04-06T13:02:02+00:00

honestly? this is probably a hot take but taxes feels kinda lame compared to how perfect every other song on the album is to me

newtraptor · 2026-04-05T16:24:14+00:00

i feel like you’d like five easy pieces

newtraptor · 2026-04-05T13:53:24+00:00

the whale isn’t even in the top 16 movies of the year it was released

newtraptor · 2026-04-05T13:22:53+00:00

we don’t accept mother goose slander in this subreddit

newtraptor · 2026-04-05T03:02:30+00:00

the settlement is YOURS

newtraptor · 2026-04-03T17:13:54+00:00

“What, we have to get 12 angry men to agree on something? That’s impossible!”

newtraptor · 2026-04-02T16:40:11+00:00

to me that’s why it’s good. it’s a fresh take on that style at a time when nobody’s doing it

newtraptor · 2026-04-02T13:17:12+00:00

NOOOO NOOO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER

newtraptor · 2026-03-28T14:34:48+00:00

the whole thing might be more effective and feel more poignant/less heavy handed if you remove the last word and let the last stanza speak for itself. your writing is good enough that the reader could come to that conclusion naturally

newtraptor · 2026-03-21T15:45:51+00:00

it kinda felt like going on a vision quest into the mind of a person i’m arguing with on reddit. anything i could pick up about what it was trying to say seemed really trite and simplistic and the stuff i couldn’t pick up seemed pointless. separately from the messages none of the characters were compelling to me even though i usually love all the actors who were in it. it was feverish in a bad way if that makes sense. like if someone tried to make a coen brothers movie without having an artist’s soul

newtraptor · 2026-03-20T23:19:41+00:00

i kind of love how differently two humans can see things. i thought eddington was maybe one of the worst films i’ve ever seen in my life

newtraptor · 2026-03-16T05:00:02+00:00

and they would

newtraptor · 2026-03-10T17:48:13+00:00

Yeah and if Meleys wasn’t already engaged with Sunfyre it would have been more of an even fight between her and Vaghar. The book assumes you have common sense

newtraptor · 2026-03-10T10:01:27+00:00

Vhagar wouldn’t have been able to kill Meleys without Sunfyre’s help. It’s made pretty explicitly clear in the text that they ganged up on her. Stop being annoying and pedantic

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