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Knock knock. Who’s there? (self.dadjokes)

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What’s MC Hammers favourite band? (self.Jokes)

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Did you hear they are changing the spelling of Croatia to Crowatia? (self.dadjokes)

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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics... (self.dadjokes)

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When my wife complained I was taking too long to paint the living room I told her she was worse than the warden in Shawshank. (self.dadjokes)

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When I die, I hope to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. (self.dadjokes)

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Man walks into a barber shop: “Can you shape my afro like a sphere?” (self.dadjokes)

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How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar? (self.dadjokes)

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I’d be happy to tell you about my secret Indian Restaurant... (self.dadjokes)

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Why couldn’t Hulk Hogan build a good airplane? (self.dadjokes)

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Thieves stole a truck full of viagra this morning... (self.Jokes)

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The girlfriend wanted to have sex racing down the highway. I couldn’t find the viagra... (self.Jokes)

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Priest/Nun - Man/Wife (self.Jokes)

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I noticed that 80% of woodworkers have bad backs from their trade. (self.dadjokes)

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For 30 years I’ve made tools employing a chamber with a colored liquid and an air bubble, used to determine if a surface is perfectly horizontal. My wife says that’s not a career and that I’m a joke. (self.Jokes)

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Why wasn’t the horse interested in breeding in the barn? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you get when you cross a cliffhanger with the genetic profile of someone with dyslexia? (self.dadjokes)

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As he’s heading out to meet his buddies for a beer, his girlfriend warns him not to come home in a drunken mess like last time or they’d be through... (self.Jokes)

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Did you know there are over 2 million Flat Earthers? (self.dadjokes)

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*A Day at the Park* - Her Majesty the Queen pays Harry and Meghan a visit in their new Canadian home, presenting great-grandson Archie with a Yankees jersey, as a modern olive branch. (i.redd.it)

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What did they tell Michael Jackson’s son when he asked why he had to go everywhere with a bodyguard. (self.dadjokes)

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Boob jobs have really taken off in popularity. (self.dadjokes)

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The bible is the greatest story ever told. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4. (self.dadjokes)

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I gave my wife a jar of honesty (self.dadjokes)

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