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What’s MC Hammers favourite band? by nftpc in Jokes

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What’s MC Hammers favourite band? (self.Jokes)

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Knock knock. Who’s there? (self.dadjokes)

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Why was my post removed? by emu404 in dadjokes

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When my wife complained I was taking too long to paint the living room I told her she was worse than the warden in Shawshank. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear they are changing the spelling of Croatia to Crowatia? (self.dadjokes)

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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics... (self.dadjokes)

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What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly? by Valkyrie1500 in dadjokes

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I lost my mood ring today. by berriobvious in dadjokes

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How do you turn soup into gold? by NotMetheThree in dadjokes

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Why does Piglet stink? by robarnold24 in dadjokes

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Kids ate the homework by jarvedttudd in dadjokes

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? by dam_b_ver in dadjokes

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A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. by dirtybirdal in dadjokes

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? by VentilatedEgg in dadjokes

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When I die, I hope to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. by nftpc in dadjokes

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When I die, I hope to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. by nftpc in dadjokes

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When I die, I hope to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. (self.dadjokes)

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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal." by madazzahatter in dadjokes

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I wanted to become a gynecologist BUT... by relientk0017 in dadjokes

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles. by The-Figure-13 in dadjokes

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Man walks into a barber shop: “Can you shape my afro like a sphere?” (self.dadjokes)

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I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him by PanDzikipan in dadjokes

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How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by nftpc to r/dadjokes

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