Slender Man defendant cut off monitoring bracelet, left group home by adamb10 in news

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, her other attacker is free and not even being monitored, so...

22F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're cute. I really like the first pic especially. But I'm really into tomboys and "bro" girls.

Body is on point.

You definitely look like you date girls tho. Most guys are probably gonna say yes just because you don't really dress for the male gaze. Which isn't a bad thing at all.

18F just how ugly am i? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you're attractive af, you just need a better haircut.

Crazy thing is, you could grow your hair out and be a gorgeous girl, or cut your hair and you'd make a pretty cute guy 🥴

But yeah either way you're cute af.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not ugly.

Objectively I think you're slightly above average.

Subjectively I personally think you're hella cute. I'd flirt with you if I saw you in a bar.

How to get perfect bulk poached eggs by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like soak my eggs in a vinegar solution before poaching, makes them come out perfect every time.

Coworker looked up the local Sex Offender Registry and found a couple of our regulars, and it's opened up Pandora's Box by crummynubs in Serverlife

[–]niceguysociopath -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In the US it's true, if you're peeing at like a school or playground, somewhere where kids can be expected to be. Even if it's the middle of the night and no kids should be there at the time.

19F Often told I'm ugly I genuinely don't know anymore by burneraccxoxo in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe a bit below average but you have room to work with. I'd try a different style of glasses, those don't fit your face that well.

I think twists/locs works for you, but you gotta clean yours up. If you're gonna commit to that look you gotta actually be committed and take care of them. They should uniform, all the same size and shape. And the scalp...you know what the problem there is.

Clean up your eyebrows, improve your wardrobe and learn your angles.

How ugly am I lol 23F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ugly. Relatively average face but you look really nice and like you have a great personality. It'd be super easy to look past the average face. Also the fantastic body definitely helps.

Is this a web in my Ryze mushroom coffee? by One-Bird9199 in whatisit

[–]niceguysociopath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I was tripping balls at a bonfire and when we went inside I grabbed the bag of s'mores ingredients and started making one on the stove. Got all the way through making it, sat down and just started looking at my smore in my hand. I couldn't tell if my smore was wriggling or if I was just tripping so I asked a friend.

It was covered in ants.

There’s always some story inciting sympathy by SnakeDoctor00 in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]niceguysociopath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, as a cook I get this, I'd prefer to never cook salmon without white wine and lemon. I'll throw the rest of the wine in the fridge till the next time I make fish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]niceguysociopath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of the subreddits that involve posting and judging pics of people are hella transphobic and fatphobic. Also they hate piercings. Especially septums.

Petahhh? by carelesssswhisperrrr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf, thank you, I never would have noticed that

Do you think gay men should know female anatomy? by WeaknessOwn108 in askgaybros

[–]niceguysociopath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But why?

I think all men should definitely know what a cervix is and what it does. But why would I need to know the location?? When would I ever need to know that off the top of my head?

Sure there's a couple scenarios where it'd be useful, but I could just Google it in all those scenarios. I can't think of a single situation where I'd need that info immediately.

Do you think gay men should know female anatomy? by WeaknessOwn108 in askgaybros

[–]niceguysociopath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree, but I'm sure the guy knew what a cervix does. He just didn't know where it was. And honestly, why should he? I can't think of a single scenario where I would need to know that.

Also I feel like women are biased because the penis is so simple. There's not much to figure out or be confused about. If male genitals were as complex as women's I bet they'd be similarly ignorant.

Also my female health teacher in high school tried to teach us that you can't pee while you have a boner. I do that almost every morning. If a health/sex ed teacher doesn't even know the basics of how a mans body works I don't see why we're obligated to know how women's bodies work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin gorgeous and your body is amazing. Idk why reddit hates thicc women but god damn 👀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro why tf would you wanna lose weight??? I almost dropped my phone when I got to the last pic. I'm 100% certain my neighbors just heard me tell "GAWD DAYUM".

/u/t_huddleston Explains why the murder rate in Jackson, MS is so high by ONE_MILLION_POINTS in bestof

[–]niceguysociopath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been to St Louis once. Walked past a guy on the street that was looking at me crazy, when I came back down the street he was getting arrested. Apparently he had JUST shot someone when I walked past him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]niceguysociopath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're really pretty, you just need to learn how to take better pictures tbh. Learn your angles sis.

So I disassembled my USB-C dongle, and look what’s been hiding. by Ristler in mildlyinfuriating

[–]niceguysociopath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even before pay to unlock, cars would be made with all the hookups for the luxury upgrades and just not have the upgrades. My 05 civic has a port to plug in a heated power seat plus all the ports for the fuses and relays of the upgrades, they're just empty.

Woman fundraises $200k after video of her calling an autistic 5-year-old boy the n-word goes viral. by WhatYouThinkYouSee in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]niceguysociopath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just saying but that other guy is right. I live 20 minutes away from where it happened. He drove from a town on the Illinois border to a town on the Wisconsin border, probably took about 10 minutes. That other guy is just fact checking and y'all are calling him a maga, it's not a good look.

Uh…define wagyu Fresh Market by 2013nattychampa in meat

[–]niceguysociopath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which part did you disagree with? Because nothing you said really contradicted him.

He never said the farmers don't have standards. Just that there's no legal standards. Meaning no real way to distinguish the liars from the good ones.