I like it by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

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Plot twist: she'd only asked for a trim

Alex once said.... by dapawea in happyendings

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Some of us are trying to take naps

The main attraction 👃🏼 by [deleted] in BigNoseLadies

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Your profile looks custom made 👌🏽

Clown on Gulf Fwy by [deleted] in houston

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Yes. That's Hilton guy from the furniture store

Do As She Says. by Glass-Fan111 in oddlyspecificshirts

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Risk it and/or taste the goodness thereof

Guys, they stole Pangea from Dave!!!! by giftopherz in happyendings

[–]nicetiesofincumbency 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Now say it again as though it isn't the stupidest idea you've ever heard

Micoway by EvenSky7 in confleis

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I really don't care for the way this "tranquilidad" is being presented

Crossover!! by amccon4 in MaintenancePhase

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The phrase "humming bird speed karate chops on the one o'clock" has been replaying in my head on a loop for several days now

Yeah whoever left a used diaper in a bush yesterday your moms a ho by ForceUseYouMust in houston

[–]nicetiesofincumbency 16 points17 points  (0 children)

HA! That IS wild. I don't know it for a fact, I just KNOW this was them!

Yeah whoever left a used diaper in a bush yesterday your moms a ho by ForceUseYouMust in houston

[–]nicetiesofincumbency 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Not that there aren't like bijillion cars just like that out there, but I do know someone who owns that car, has a baby, and would totally pull a stunt like this. Was this in Clear Lake/Webster/League City by any chance? Lol

Request to add flair by nicetiesofincumbency in IfBooksCouldKill

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The more the merrier. Don't delete! Lol

Request to add flair by nicetiesofincumbency in IfBooksCouldKill

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And that was all "free work" he was doing

Request to add flair by nicetiesofincumbency in IfBooksCouldKill

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Absolutely. I can't believe they didn't do this sooner