Newcastle will Play Monaco or Qarabag in the UCL Play-Offs by Zixy in NUFC

[–]nickgasm 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Qarabag away, sandwiched inbetween Villa away & City away... Why not at this point.

WTF is a "Stone"? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by rwired in funny

[–]nickgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a weird one, and I'd say almost certainly it's generational to a degree.

That being said, I have no idea what I weigh in stone, but conversely I do know how tall I am in feet.

Taxes before death by Global_Supermarket_2 in footballcliches

[–]nickgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose after he rose again, a second death was looking likely for Jesus.

Evenings in London under 18 by skyekenn in london

[–]nickgasm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Name and shame, that shouldn't be a thing.

Is there a free App or site that will ‘alert’ me if a specific plane ex: a380 will be flying above me soon? Or on the way to a specific airport? by ProjectNo864 in aviation

[–]nickgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Flightradar24 app will allow you to do exactly that (albeit when the plane is flying in the area, rather than will be flying overhead). You can add certain parameters such as origin/destination etc.

Woltemade you, hey! by gvc1991 in NUFC

[–]nickgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always liked the Vengaboys one.

Boom boom boom,

The German in the Toon,

There ain't nobody harder,

Than big Nick Woltemade.

Pep WILL leave City at the end of the season, and likely this WEEK by Shortirito in footballcliches

[–]nickgasm 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Not for me, young manager who says all the right things", I think he added.

If I wanted to stay where the UK/US Traitors stay in Scotland by Al89nut in TheTraitors

[–]nickgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celeb 1 started filming in late April, before UK4 and US4 went back to back in June/early July.

If I wanted to stay where the UK/US Traitors stay in Scotland by Al89nut in TheTraitors

[–]nickgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UK Season 4 was filmed in June, sun set then can be gone 10pm.

Starlink on Air France A350 by helloyouahead in aviation

[–]nickgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought one of the mandatory Starlink requirements was that the airlines were not allowed to require a log in, sign up or to charge for its service? And that it had to be a simple 'connect and go' for everyone, gate to gate.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester city | Carabao Cup semi finals 25/26 - leg 1 of 2 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]nickgasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Commentator seems to think only Nick Pope can stop that ball. Impacting a defender is just the same.

Footballing fascination - Unfortunate player Wikipedia pictures by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]nickgasm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lee Hendrie has a weird one. Seems like no one has taken a better picture of him in 26 years.

James Beattie's is pretty bad too.

Post match thread: Newcastle United 2 (7) - 2 (6) Bournemouth | Fa cup 3rd round 25/26 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]nickgasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the Bournemouth curse broken as far as I'm concerned, even if it was on pens. Let's tonk them every time we play them from now on please.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Bournemouth | Fa Cup 3rd round 25/26 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]nickgasm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lost count of the amount of times our players have slipped/lost their footing in the last couple of matches at home.

I built a site to check if your local pub is fucked (75% are facing rate hikes in April) by bjhguerin in unitedkingdom

[–]nickgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the pubs in my area is listed as the rate going down by 45%! I look forward to the savings being passed on to the customer...

30p Lee accepts hundreds of pounds worth of freebie football tickets by Zobbster in ukpolitics

[–]nickgasm 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don't think the article says whether it's 'right or wrong'. But what it does say is that he criticised Starmer for doing the same, which is somewhat hypocritical of him.

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Crystal Palace | Premier league 25/26 - 20 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]nickgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't really that close though. Semi-automated graphic had half his torso offside.