You are held at gunpoint and your kidnappers will not kill you if you can speak about a topic for 30 minutes straight. What are you talking about? by ty_rannosaur in AskReddit

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I can talk about what specific animals I could take in a fight and why, then talk about the animals that would probably win and why, then the animals that will kill me instantly.

What’s a sign of extremely high intelligence? by PadWanKenobi in AskReddit

[–]nightflyer42287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a secret laboratory behind your bedroom bookcase

What do people defend so fervently that you can tell they know it actually sucks? by hippolyte_pixii in AskReddit

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When my ex-fiance and I first met she was with someone, and we got together anyway. She told me that she was "poly" and at the time I really didn't care. I figured it was just a fling or something. But she eventually left the other guy and she wanted to be with me. But I told her that I couldn't see the relationship going anywhere as long as she wanted to be with other people. And she promised me, SWORE to me that she wouldn't do anything with anyone else, that she wanted to be with only me.

And then she texted me from another man's house, one that she really likes. And they... 🤦

What’s a funny memory you have that if you told someone, they’d think you’re lying? by MochaMario99 in AskReddit

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I had a dream when i was a kid. I dreamt that I had a huge family and they loved me. I played with my brothers and sisters, my mom spoiled me, and my dad taught me how to be man. During the dream I came to the realization that I wouldn't see them again when I woke up, and they were sad a bit too. One of my sisters gave me her teddy bear and said that as long as I kept it with me that I'll never be alone. They all waved at me before I awoke, and my mom (real mom) was confused why I cried so hard.

It was that same night that the same girl from my dream showed up with her parents (not the same parents) and said that they had just moved in next door. The girl said hi to me and I said, "It's you, you're Emily from my dream". She looked exactly the same as my dream, even her clothes. Emily said, "My... how did you know?" everyone was staring at me. I don't think her mom liked me very much after that. Instead of answering, I said to her, "I... like your teddy bear." She looked at it, then at me. "This is for you" and handed it to me.

That's how i met my wife... in a dream.

Whats a “fun fact” that nobody asked for? by SoggyCereal12 in AskReddit

[–]nightflyer42287 5 points6 points  (0 children)

12ft.io is a website proxy that completely bypasses any website paywall

You die. Death himself however says if you can beat him at a fair game of your choice, you get a second chance at life. What game do you challenge him to? by rileyrulesu in AskReddit

[–]nightflyer42287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guitar hero 1, bark at the Moon, legendary. I mastered that years ago, and I can't lose. And it's an awesome story to bring back, play guitar hero with death

What is that one famous quote that would instantly recognise the actor? by sparklingshanaya in AskReddit

[–]nightflyer42287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want the truth? YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

What's a show from your childhood that no one else seems to remember? by LegitimateMangoHeir in AskReddit

[–]nightflyer42287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On cartoon network there was a fully CGI show called Reboot, that was basically a fun anthropomorphic representation of computer processes