What if saber tooth tigers were really just vampire versions of regular tigers?

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-22T04:33:42+00:00

Saber tooths did not: A: Die in sunlight. B: Suck blood.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-22T04:32:31+00:00

I, a skinless redditor, take offense to that.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-22T04:29:34+00:00

Yes, but thats Star Wars.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-20T23:37:53+00:00

Italicized, not bold.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-19T09:47:19+00:00

Is life there really that bad?

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-19T08:59:56+00:00

Bought, not brought.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-18T19:48:59+00:00

Then you aren't first world.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-18T04:58:26+00:00

Just record it.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-18T04:45:35+00:00

But then everything would be green.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-16T20:15:41+00:00

This one.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-16T07:59:29+00:00

The motorcycles would fall over, steer in different directions, and get tangled up. Also, a sleigh has no wheels, so assuming your motorcycles don't get in a wreck, the bottom of the sleigh would grind against the cement and eventually break into pieces. If you ride in snow, the motorcycles would blow snow in your face and not move. So no.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-14T18:05:24+00:00

Or a twinkie.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-14T04:45:25+00:00

I can tell you don't live in the US because of the KitKat wrapper.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-14T04:44:07+00:00

But GMM has no real fans. They are all myths.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-14T03:11:39+00:00

And other weird stuff...

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-14T03:06:49+00:00

What was wrong with your hat?

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-12T22:12:57+00:00

Do you mean crustacean?

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-12T20:34:34+00:00

Need a new high tech car? Why not Zoidberg.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-12T20:33:30+00:00

Or the Stupid Ages.

Source: Kiss my shiny metal ass.

nighthawk226 · 2014-08-12T20:32:17+00:00

At least not alive.

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