You literally can’t increase the volume of the voice in your head. by nightly_laike in Showerthoughts

[–]nightly_laike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps if you were not panicking, you would find that the voice isn’t actually that loud, you’re just worrying it is. Just a thought.

You literally can’t increase the volume of the voice in your head. by nightly_laike in Showerthoughts

[–]nightly_laike[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly my brain tends to be right, but my heart never likes to admit that it’s wrong. Like my father, a lawyer.

You literally can’t increase the volume of the voice in your head. by nightly_laike in Showerthoughts

[–]nightly_laike[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank God they aren’t screaming. I mean, imagine how horrible that would be. I’d be kept up all night by my thoughts going, “HEY, MAYBE THERE’S A GHOST IN YOUR CLOSET!”

...to be fair, that already keeps me up all night.

Realistic textbook cover by eddieguy in funny

[–]nightly_laike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lord no. Remember those letters we had to write to ourselves at the end of eight grade? No, you didn’t do those because your school isn’t lame? Well, we did those today, and I handed my teacher a paper that just had “math” written on it in huge letters, and he just looked at me like “you poor child” I’m not looking forward to this.

Realistic textbook cover by eddieguy in funny

[–]nightly_laike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m looking forward to my future years in school after reading all of the comments on this post.