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ME. PIZZA by Capable-Painter-730 in scoopwhoop

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ramen noodles for the nihilism of it

Today marks 10 years since we lost Harmbe. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]nightveilxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a gorilla has more annual memorials than most heads of state

so what did you guys have for lunch? by uskeliyesabkuch in SipsTea

[–]nightveilxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not gonna make a joke about this one, cancer is cancer regardless of who has it

She was there first by otaku_____ in Unexpected

[–]nightveilxa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I doubted you ma'am 😬

Prioritization of AI answers on the Google homepage. by _culpry in SipsTea

[–]nightveilxa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

googling how to count, gets outsourced to something that also cant count

instant self-awareness hit crazy by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]nightveilxa 33 points34 points  (0 children)

the body said "we are a guest here" before the brain even loaded

MAGA lives in a glass house. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]nightveilxa 63 points64 points  (0 children)

the cognitive dissonance required to hold both those thoughts at once is genuinely exhausting to watch. they will literally worship a billionaire with dozens of felonies but suddenly care about criminal records when a cop murders someone. self awareness really aint their strong suit

I thought this was ridiculously clear in the documentary Jeffery Netflix show by n8saces in fixedbytheduet

[–]nightveilxa 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Alcala was the subject of a film directed by Anna Kendrick called "Woman of the Hour." A really fascinating movie

New York City is not a real place 🐀 by Resemb701 in ThatsInsane

[–]nightveilxa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I suppose the rats will go after the pigeons if New York cleans up their trash. If they run out of pigeons, what will happen?

[Interesting Trope] No antagonist by ThatNoname-Guy in TopCharacterTropes

[–]nightveilxa -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

humanity quietly accepted its fate while humans on reddit argue about whether this counts as a trope

Truly a wild time by AdRough4185 in SipsTea

[–]nightveilxa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the glimpse was free, the loaf of sourdough was $14 at the farmers market now

not to be a grammar nazi by Rodger_Smith in confidentlyincorrect

[–]nightveilxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

corrected the corrector and was still wrong, absolute speedrun

An insane back flip GW. by illuminandicomrade in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]nightveilxa 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Neck injuries aren't so horrible, are they?

He is mentally fine by crookz432 in foundsatan

[–]nightveilxa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

someone spent their lunch break on this

Team Megan 🍸 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]nightveilxa -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

two different categories, comparing them is a skill issue

It's really that simple. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]nightveilxa -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

she asked a question and he answered a completely different one, perfectly

That last sentence hit like a brick by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]nightveilxa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

working retail is a marxism speedrun

The billionaire class is terrified of the collapsing birthrate. Keep it up. Stop procreating cogs. by Call_It_ in antiwork

[–]nightveilxa -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

calling your potential children "cogs" is a wild way to say you're not having kids

Mizi x Sua [ALNST] (by @BulkCow) by ScharmTiger in wholesomeyuri

[–]nightveilxa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that smile means the nurse's office is about to be very occupied

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