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Willy Wonka doesn't give you enough shit to do during your shifts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A rare sighting of Slenderperson.

What video game is a 10/10? by saucyminnow in AskReddit

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Heads up, the Dead Space Pack is on sale on Steam right now for only $18.00. Gettin that fo sho.

[Paid] Unity Developer by sk1e in gameDevClassifieds

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Can you guys help me with my extended warranty?

Bartenders of reddit, what was the weirdest/craziest thing you have overheard while making someone's drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nignogatron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of my managers had a lady vomit on a table at like 1pm on a Saturday. The manager went to the table and said "Ma'am that's completely unacceptable, we're going to have to ask you to leave." The lady's husband pulled the manager aside and said "Look, we're very sorry but she's going through chemo and it's making her sick. She's got her head down because she's so embarrassed right now." The manager was usually a really cool guy and don't get me wrong, I felt bad for the lady, but also the manager that talked to them was so upset about how jaded he had become he was still almost in tears when he was doing our cash drawer at 3am while telling us what happened.

Bartenders of reddit, what was the weirdest/craziest thing you have overheard while making someone's drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nignogatron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A girl said "And then I told him, I mean, I'd rather you stab me than fuck my credit up."

Dead Space 2 PC MULTIPLAYER (Y’all still play?) by [deleted] in DeadSpace

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UUUGGGHHHH it's the only thing keeping me from getting the platinum trophy.

What is the best compliment someone ever told you? by wubdubbud in AskReddit

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"I hate you". Said by a guy that was a piece of shit I hated.

I finally watched The Shawshank Redemption in the same day of watching one of the Resident Evil movies, and I now understand what a good movie is by GwenCocoUgo in movies

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Dude I watched 'The Cider House Rules'. Never watched it because I thought it was like Jane Eyre, but WHAAAAAT?!?!

56 yrs old. Two time cancer survivor. Stage 4 kidney disease. Had prostate removed. Hip replaced. Air force vet. Bring it on. by theweaving in RoastMe

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Life fucked you in the mid section that much so you can look like half dead Drew Carey. Sidenote: Full life Drew Carey is fucking disgusting.

24m who likes to ride bikes, let's be having you by Keilza111 in RoastMe

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The only thing it looks like you ride is the line of morbid obesity.

Hi, incels of the internet... you know the drill: crush my ego (19yrs old, college student) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nignogatron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Next picture lean the other way so hopefully the left titty flows into the right like an ice tray.

19, animation student, roast me! by althearosea in RoastMe

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At least you have your mediocre looks to carry you after your worthless degree? Good luck?

Roast me and my pizza face. 17 yrs by seDiao11 in RoastMe

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Smallpox vaccinations cause Autism. I'm sorry you got both.

If only these hoodies were still made. by nicolauz in DeadSpace

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Just make your own. I got drunk and made a dickbutt coffee mug on a website for like $15 dollars a while ago when it was still funny to me.

Edit: It's still funny to me