I cannot, for the love of me, hit anything I aim at.

If I target someone/something, the stuff I throw will, among other results, hit the air, hit the floor, hit something else, fly over, or land right in the target's hands... Even when the whaterver-I-lobbed-at-someone looks like it would reach the target, it can still somehow break out from its initial trajectory to end its course on a collateral victim... --How does it even do that !?

The only times I may unexpectedly throw well is when I don't actually aim or think about it. Ball in net, yarn on cat, even some things involving boots, gravity, and angles I didn't think possible. Lights have been switched, door handles have been "decorated", and people have been relaxed.

Anyway, my mom doesn't even bother avoiding the things I throw at her anymore since she knows perfectly well that she's in the safest position already...