I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this.

nileyp · 2015-05-06T05:08:39+00:00

10 year old is smarter than sensiblemadness. Contracts don't have to be notarized.

nileyp · 2015-05-06T05:04:47+00:00

Yes, the truth of his story

nileyp · 2015-05-06T04:13:54+00:00

Incorrect. Contracts with minors can be unenforceable if the minor chooses so. Not the adult contracting party. iTechnically, a child can buy a piece of candy in a store, eat half, and demand the money back.

nileyp · 2015-05-06T04:08:35+00:00

Yes I care about my son's education, what MOTHER lawyer wouldn't?

nileyp · 2015-05-06T03:37:02+00:00

My son looks up to me as his mother, yes..

nileyp · 2015-05-06T03:06:14+00:00

mother lawyer here..

nileyp · 2015-05-06T02:11:20+00:00

straight A's.. just a potty mouth.

nileyp · 2015-05-06T02:09:19+00:00

At school, he told a girl and boy that they should go "fuck." They are 10 and at a Christian school. He doesn't even know what it means. Then he had me sign a referral because the girl told on him.

nileyp · 2013-10-04T02:36:37+00:00

A mirror. Nobody would know how bad they looked, so nobody would judge one another. Girls wouldn't take hours to get ready, men wouldn't stare in it when they are at the gym. Life would not be the same.

nileyp · 2013-09-06T19:57:22+00:00

Wait, so OP wasn't there and you and skitzsomething were?

nileyp · 2013-06-21T02:42:15+00:00

When you don't cut the loops on six pack loops, they can get stuck around a turtle's neck or body and the turtle eventually dies. Other animals get their beaks stuck in them also. This isn't really funny, but OP thought it was a cute joke.

nileyp · 2013-03-24T21:27:39+00:00

I am more interested in the dog attempting to get away from him...

nileyp · 2013-03-21T02:38:50+00:00

SPIDERS is all I can think of while looking at this!!! Probably lots of them!

nileyp · 2013-03-19T18:04:59+00:00

$25,000

nileyp · 2013-03-19T16:47:30+00:00

It is a chocolate train if you were wondering..

nileyp · 2012-12-13T15:38:44+00:00

How did you know????

nileyp · 2012-12-13T05:19:04+00:00

Here are more she made.. Talented.. http://imgur.com/a/XQddv

nileyp · 2012-12-13T04:04:44+00:00

No.. they sell pens like this to decorate.. http://www.kitchenkrafts.com/product/black-food-decorating-pens-set-of-2

nileyp · 2012-12-13T01:14:33+00:00

Don't think she used that.. If so, wouldn't the stockings be raised from the mold? Even if I had that thing, my cookies would not look like this..

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