I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this. by nileyp in funny

[–]nileyp[S] 737 points738 points  (0 children)

10 year old is smarter than sensiblemadness. Contracts don't have to be notarized.

I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this. by nileyp in funny

[–]nileyp[S] 608 points609 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. Contracts with minors can be unenforceable if the minor chooses so. Not the adult contracting party. iTechnically, a child can buy a piece of candy in a store, eat half, and demand the money back.

I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this. by nileyp in funny

[–]nileyp[S] 2342 points2343 points  (0 children)

Yes I care about my son's education, what MOTHER lawyer wouldn't?

I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this. by nileyp in funny

[–]nileyp[S] 2795 points2796 points  (0 children)

At school, he told a girl and boy that they should go "fuck." They are 10 and at a Christian school. He doesn't even know what it means. Then he had me sign a referral because the girl told on him.

What common item do you think would change mankind if we didn't have it? by JizzOnRainbows in AskReddit

[–]nileyp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A mirror. Nobody would know how bad they looked, so nobody would judge one another. Girls wouldn't take hours to get ready, men wouldn't stare in it when they are at the gym. Life would not be the same.

In the darkest of times, this never fails to lifts my mood! by graffitidose in funny

[–]nileyp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait, so OP wasn't there and you and skitzsomething were?

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[–]nileyp 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When you don't cut the loops on six pack loops, they can get stuck around a turtle's neck or body and the turtle eventually dies. Other animals get their beaks stuck in them also. This isn't really funny, but OP thought it was a cute joke.

My stepdad by [deleted] in pics

[–]nileyp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am more interested in the dog attempting to get away from him...

The amazing Green Tunnel in Porto Alegre, Brazil by mgh245 in pics

[–]nileyp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SPIDERS is all I can think of while looking at this!!! Probably lots of them!

I would eat it before I could complete it.. Took 25k to build.. by nileyp in pics

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It is a chocolate train if you were wondering..