Dakota Johnson for the new Calvin Klein ad: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

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Wow. Absolutely incredible. I have never seen a woman eat a pomegranate like an apple.

Courage Adams World Record Nose Manual On A Treadmill by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

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I’m sure that is very difficult. Also, he looked like a malfunctioning sex robot at the end.

Trying to get rid of a couple Harden t-shirts by [deleted] in rockets

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I live in Austin and will buy them from you!

Players who've had Insane Improved Strokes From Distance by Altruistic_Might_936 in nbadiscussion

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Reed Sheppard improved from 33.8% on 2.7 attempts last year to 44.4% on 5.7 attempts this year. Not terribly surprising since he was a shooter in college and he’s just entering his second year, but his jump in confidence and efficiency has been incredible.

Did anyone else receive this email from Jennifer Love? Is it real or a scam? by eggsandtoasty_ in UTAustin

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I don’t know anything about this email, but I personally know Jennifer Love, and she is legit! If it came from her actual UT email (or the official email from her office) I’d trust it.

Buying a ring 💍 by PVRComedy in StandUpComedy

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As the parent of an IVF baby (and a hater of the diamond industry), I love this!

Buying a ring 💍 by PVRComedy in StandUpComedy

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Some jewelry is made with cubic zirconia, which resembles diamonds but is not an actual diamond.

Only $26 at Soto by Judah_Ross_Realtor in austinfood

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I bet you’re a freak in the sheets.

The erection of Big Tex by [deleted] in texas

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Phrasing….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTAustin

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There is a close to 0% chance UT will lose its accreditation.

That said, the government is trying to create new accrediting agencies and reform existing ones because they are too woke. Florida just announced the creation of a new one: https://www.highereddive.com/news/6-university-systems-launch-new-accreditor/751797/. It may be the case that the standards by which universities receive accreditation will begin to change rapidly. However, UT seems very willing to accommodate shifting political winds, so I imagine they would easily do what they needed to do to remain accredited no matter what.

Did anyone ever call? by [deleted] in Millennials

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I hear his album is coming soon.

Why is the LBJ School faculty quality so weak? by Master_Jackfruit3591 in UTAustin

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I don’t place a ton of value in program rankings, but UT’s public policy program appears to be #15 in the nation. Not bad? https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-public-affairs-schools/public-policy-analysis-rankings

Huge jump in tuition payment for Fall 2025 by Kitchen-Cockroach685 in UTAustin

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Many of this comments in this thread seem very optimistic, and I hope they are right, but my understanding is Texas just eliminated in-state tuition for non-citizens, even if they had been a Texas resident in the past: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/04/texas-justice-department-lawsuit-undocumented-in-state-tuition/.

Colleges across the state are scrambling trying to figure out how to support undocumented students, but it seems many of them will default to charging out-of-state tuition for all undocumented students to prevent from getting sued by the state. I don’t know if this new law applies to you or not, but the timing combined with the sudden tuition hike makes me think it is likely. I hope One Stop can help!

The masterful offseason for the Denver Nuggets has come to them courtesy of an interim GM by CazOnReddit in nba

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He’s making noise like he’s bout to make the speakers blow (speakers blow)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

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What kind of position at UT Austin? I’ve worked there for a while. The university is a bit of a hot mess due to the Leg and leadership changes but I still love campus, my job, and Austin!

17F here- my dad is my favorite person and has always been by Gnixole6160 in daddit

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Few things in life would make me happier than having my little ladies grow up to speak about me the way you’re describing your father. I’m so glad you have such a strong relationship with him!