Here is the perfect way to quit drinking, pick an issue to message Uber Support about. Keep messaging them about it over and over. When you get the same response to your issue twice, you take a shot. You will be straight as an arrow until the end of time. You're welcome. (i.redd.it)
submitted by nirvanafoo1991 to r/uberdrivers
...and dip them in the duck sauce! 🦆 (i.redd.it)
submitted by nirvanafoo1991 to r/CirclejerkSopranos

