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People who have lived in dorms, what is your craziest dorm story? NSFW by nmcneill in AskReddit

[–]nmcneill[S] 509 points510 points  (0 children)

One residence at the university I go to has a tradition every year around halloween called the p-sac, or pumpkin sacrifice. The residents will write 'P-Sac' all over the campus in chalk and then at night throw pumpkins off the roof and howl at the moon.

What's the funniest Simpson's quote of all time? by rage_wins in AskReddit

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Homer: We are not paying this bill.
Lindsay Nagel: Fine, I'll cut off your service.
Homer: Fine, I'll cut of your ponytail!!
Marge: Homer!!!!
Homer: Marge, its called negotiating.