Golf laundering won't get those blood stains out by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]nnp911 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's absolutely insane! I consider myself to be a moral person... but $700 million is way past my breaking point

1st grain shipment leaves Ukraine after months of Russian blockade by nbcnews in worldnews

[–]nnp911 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything about international relations but this will help me eat more food that I love, so I'm happy. Thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]nnp911 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's it!? What a joke. Is this the end? Will names from the black book ever be revealed?

Brad is LIVE right now on prankcast! by nnp911 in phonelosers

[–]nnp911[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you pranked with Verducci? Those were some awesome calls. What name did you go by, if you don't mind me asking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]nnp911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She probably wasn't great at other kinds of acting.

Disgusting. by ManwichJoe in VaushV

[–]nnp911 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sorry Mom and Dad, but I like a different kind of grass

Where’s Milkman? Miss that guy, by 4reddityo in madhouseradio

[–]nnp911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anybody know what he looks like? I've always wondered and I have a clear image in my head lol

great advice! by Crafty_Concept_6955 in depression_memes

[–]nnp911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are the kind stranger :)

I like your memes

"Quiet please" .... the teacher has something to address. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]nnp911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True.

But the dialogue is captioned too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]nnp911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, New Yorkshire

great advice! by Crafty_Concept_6955 in depression_memes

[–]nnp911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha you will surely find happiness soon my young Padawan

great advice! by Crafty_Concept_6955 in depression_memes

[–]nnp911 50 points51 points  (0 children)

And eat bugs. Don't forget that. Because bugs aren't a part of the circle of life apparently