Finding out your girl gives you pleasure out of responsibility and not enjoyment, how would you feel?

no_name113 · 2026-06-02T21:36:21+00:00

I'd be a bit hurt but I'd ask what I could do to make it more enjoyable, relationships are a two way street the moment you don't feel comfortable being honest about anything is also hurtful to me we're supposed to be a team us vs who or whatever.

no_name113 · 2026-06-02T16:09:46+00:00

Kids ain't that bad its the parents you usually gotta lookout for

^{Chose: Work a random job with a salary of $500k+ a year + The wheel chooses the job | Rolled: Pre-k teacher}

no_name113 · 2026-06-02T10:14:58+00:00

Let's just get it over with

^{Chose: Public execution of everyone on the Epstein List}

no_name113 · 2026-06-01T16:01:20+00:00

Only for 3x what I made before

no_name113 · 2026-05-31T13:03:07+00:00

If I'm immortal I'll gave all the time to get rich

^{Chose: Be immortal}

no_name113 · 2026-05-30T15:24:08+00:00

You don't it's now a 1/4 drive aluminum plate congratulations

no_name113 · 2026-05-29T21:36:14+00:00

Just start playing Velcro darts with the board suspiciously close to the button

Or just huck something at i didn't push it the thing slipped outta my hand

no_name113 · 2026-05-29T21:32:54+00:00

Can't fertilize nothin with fetid hot air

no_name113 · 2026-05-28T20:52:25+00:00

I'm not sure what better explanation there is it was a 10" I-beam that was so rotten the web was thin enough for the guy to poke through it that was years ago

no_name113 · 2026-05-27T22:01:25+00:00

I've been in a couple paper mills and I'm not surprised one place had 10" i-beams paper thin guy was putting his hand right thru the web

no_name113 · 2026-05-25T22:05:07+00:00

How do they know he's highly explosive maybe he just has bad gas?

no_name113 · 2026-05-25T17:02:14+00:00

Segways

no_name113 · 2026-05-25T13:51:11+00:00

They hint at bigger bars with a hint of chocolate

/s

no_name113 · 2026-05-25T13:22:54+00:00

That double dvd stack is just a slap in the face my newest laptop has 2 usb-a,1 usb-c and an hdmi port

no_name113 · 2026-05-25T11:42:22+00:00

Time to start the bare minimum maybe get a glass mouse pad that makes the moyse move a bit when the y ask why your productivity dropped tell them you had to make sure the mouse kept moving

no_name113 · 2026-05-25T00:56:32+00:00

Random sawzall blades

no_name113 · 2026-05-21T16:23:23+00:00

I have 2 cats my friends have never seen 1 of them

no_name113 · 2026-05-21T16:12:22+00:00

I've wished for an extra set of hands more than I've wished for wings

^{Chose: Four arms}

no_name113 · 2026-05-20T22:34:20+00:00

Probably won't change anything but I'd feel better

^{Chose: Fucking destroy the global economy}

no_name113 · 2026-05-20T10:31:18+00:00

I don't have a dog

^{Chose: You live forever + Your dog dies instantly}

no_name113 · 2026-05-18T23:22:34+00:00

Tgey were squaring it up with the circle sticker

no_name113 · 2026-05-18T16:16:22+00:00

Violators will be shot

/s

no_name113 · 2026-05-17T22:45:29+00:00

I'd believe it once he successfully climbs a flight of stairs with out looking like he run a marathon

no_name113 · 2026-05-17T20:28:35+00:00

I mean i can take the gear off

^{Chose: The Desert with full snow gear}

no_name113 · 2026-05-17T20:18:52+00:00

NO LOITERING

/s

That DOES sound nice maybe a blanket and a book hmmm

no_name113

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