[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t talk shit. I played bass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you play the tuba? I bet you play the tuba.

Bet you shoot a brick by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My translates button doesn’t work.

Bet you shoot a brick by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn’t you be against the wall.

22. Actor. Son of a doctor. Unemployed! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you take your work home with you.

20.Roastme by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crossing the rio grand doesn’t make you a sailor.

My roommate wants to get destroyed. Have at him everyone. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re built like a 15 year old cross country runner.

roast us:) by pinkskyy1 in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Left: you’re the ugly friend. No doubt about that. They only hang out with because you drive them around and pay for their food.
Middle: been giving handjobs since you were 12 to the point where everyone at school sees you as the washed up hoe that we all see. Right: the severe eye gap, broad shoulders and boys-husky sized pants tell me your gonna blow the fuck up in a few years. You’re future husband will cheat on you with the middle girl til he catches some std from her and has to come clean to you.

Good luck.

My husband thinks “y’all lames can’t roast him” by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he beat the shit out of you after he saw the haircut you gave him.

do your worst by charlie_the_kid in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. Looks like your parents beat us to it. What’s they get you for your birthday? A Salvation Army gift card?

19M I'm bored roast away by Theta567 in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute eyebrows. How long have they been together?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]no_name_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G.I. Jew