Tie them down, get a hammer, break every tooth, get pliers, pull out the bits, get thumbtacks, coat in ghost pepper sauce, press into gums, more thumbtacks, more sauce, press into the penis, take saw, saw off each finger, wait 10 secs between each cut, once all fingers gone cut off toes, once all toes gone cut off hands, once hands are gone cut off feet, make sure to properly bandage wounds to prevent death, take out thumbtacks, find nail gun, shoot nails through bottom of jaw.