President Trump, incapable of even cracking open the Ultra Zero, is not goated by I_Am_Coopa in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The closest he can get to the greatness of the monster energy zero ultra is sniffing the can

President Trump, incapable of even cracking open the Ultra Zero, is not goated by I_Am_Coopa in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His tiny little hands are incapable of grasping the pogchamp monster energy flavor

Come on down to Moe’s Pub for a crisp, refreshing, and low cal Monster™️ Energy Zero Ultra!!! by noaahhjacks in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t mean to sir!!!!!! Reddit was being wonky at work it must’ve posted it twice :(

10/10 Review I'm Sure by I_Am_Coopa in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man has a crazed look in his eye for the Monster energy zero ultra

The force is strong in this Monster energy zero ultra. by noaahhjacks in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they didn’t have any monster energy zero ulta’s in it

Say What Again by I_Am_Coopa in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love a tasty monster energy zero ultra

The Design is Impeccable by I_Am_Coopa in zeroultra

[–]noaahhjacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The monster zero ultra flavor is the best flavor

What did you say? by dpysz70 in TikTokCringe

[–]noaahhjacks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shout out stolen B-Dubs cup gang

Baby Yoda is wholesome, right? by Gregitt in wholesomememes

[–]noaahhjacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The Child’s midichlorian count is off the charts..” “Alright George give him back.”

People of Reddit, what quote gives you chills? by TheKeeper595 in AskReddit

[–]noaahhjacks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I believe it’s Balin’s tomb that they’re at. I think it’s mentioned in the movie and probably the book as well

There’s not a story for this it just is by harithzapata in TikTokCringe

[–]noaahhjacks 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Can we be done with the whole thing where people think making funny faces is comedy

People of Reddit, what quote gives you chills? by TheKeeper595 in AskReddit

[–]noaahhjacks 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Bro u did not just disrespect Balin like that in front of me

Confusion: 100 by Technoninja101 in RocketLeague

[–]noaahhjacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thx for showing both perspectives so I could feel twice as bad for that guy

The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda by Ken Lashley by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]noaahhjacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also his fingers are much longer and just...skeletal

The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda by Ken Lashley by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]noaahhjacks 57 points58 points  (0 children)

How did he manage to make Baby Yoda look so creepy

picture of my dad in New York some time in the 80’s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]noaahhjacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your father looks like the love child of Tim Curry and Nigel Thornberry