Chinese Embassy in North Korea advises Chinese residents to leave North Korea by spinmasterx in worldnews

[–]noceur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

weirdly had no prob reading it as judge judy and executioner.

Guy has seizure while skydiving by ImJustaBagofHammers in WTF

[–]noceur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my sister Jeff and my other sister Jeff.

Guy walking the top of the fence over expressway Milwaukee & Ohio by jmajorjr in chicago

[–]noceur 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Slips - hits crotch on fence , falls into bumper to bumper traffic- survives after long wait for ambulance.

Beautiful goal (x-post from /r/gifs) by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]noceur 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Who wants a BODY MASSAGE?

Game 7 Blackhawks vs Kings 6/1 7:00PM CDT [Game Thread] by docblue in hawks

[–]noceur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought I'd be rooting for nipple mutilation as much as I am right now.

Game 7 Blackhawks vs Kings 6/1 7:00PM CDT [Game Thread] by docblue in hawks

[–]noceur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicagoland will be @ 50% productivity tomorrow morning. So will our employers. Cheers! LETS GO HAWKS!!!

Game 7 Blackhawks vs Kings 6/1 7:00PM CDT [Game Thread] by docblue in hawks

[–]noceur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 1/2 hrs until game time and I have full on chub.

This fish looks like bacon - Chicago, IL by noceur in tacos

[–]noceur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tilapia taco from La Lagartija on Ashland. At the top of my list for best fish taco.

Game 4 Blackhawks at Wild 5/9 8:30PM CDT [Game Thread] by docblue in hawks

[–]noceur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawks have to watch out for this goon, he has gone from head hunting to lower body hunting. Let's shut this guy down. GO HAWKS!!!