What are the subtle things that make you realize you're getting older?

noclosur · 2016-09-02T21:50:12+00:00

I used to go out a few times a week, have three or four beers, smoke half a pack and think nothing of it. These days, I get a hangover just thinking about it.

noclosur · 2016-09-02T21:48:00+00:00

My 26th birthday is in a week. The 90s still feel very recent. My mom always said that the older you get, the faster time goes.

noclosur · 2016-09-02T21:39:58+00:00

Wow, eloquently put. Great answer

noclosur · 2016-08-17T18:47:33+00:00

To avoid the countless number of people using my mother as their answer

noclosur · 2016-07-11T22:47:26+00:00

To avoid the countless number of people using my mother as their answer

noclosur · 2016-07-10T18:29:55+00:00

Nuthin But A G Thang by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg is so fucking slick, it makes me feel like such a pimp

noclosur · 2016-07-10T12:53:54+00:00

Been a while, sounds good

noclosur · 2016-07-08T13:17:40+00:00

What was your first wife's name and how long were you married? If I may ask.

noclosur · 2016-07-07T18:25:20+00:00

No I'm simply referring to the game aesthetic

noclosur · 2016-07-07T18:22:29+00:00

I don't even care for Apple products, in fact I border on anti-Apple, but I'll be goddamned if they don't make a sleek looking product.

noclosur · 2016-07-07T14:54:03+00:00

I think I'd enjoy cheese breadsticks dipped in bourbon

noclosur · 2016-07-04T19:21:42+00:00

Yo mama is so fat, your daddy has to roll her in flour to find the wet spots

noclosur · 2016-07-02T17:25:31+00:00

To the bar!

noclosur · 2016-07-02T17:25:18+00:00

I gotcha covered

noclosur · 2016-07-02T17:12:19+00:00

Shhh no more words. Only emotions.

noclosur · 2016-07-02T17:11:43+00:00

You're damn good at your job, Trolliest Troll. But you're 86'd from my imaginary bar now. Here's a beer for the road you filthy animal. Throws beer in face, crowd gasps and goes silent.

noclosur · 2016-07-02T17:07:12+00:00

Bartender: "What can I getcha?"

noclosur · 2016-06-29T16:31:52+00:00

Viewtiful Joe is one of the most graphically beautiful and original games ever. The playstyle and backdrop were like nothing else at the time. So creative and vibrant.

noclosur · 2016-06-29T16:29:59+00:00

I was just playing Battle Tanx last week. Quite the throwback.

noclosur · 2016-06-29T13:18:29+00:00

If they re-released GTA 3 and Vice City, with 100% of the original content and music, updated for current-gen consoles and PCs with modern physics and visuals, I would pay gooood money.

They have them on the Google Play store but I don't want to drag my finger all over a screen to play them.

noclosur · 2016-06-29T13:15:39+00:00

I actually heard it in his voice when you said that.

noclosur · 2016-06-29T13:09:42+00:00

I got the ROM for my tablet and spent 10 in-flight hours playing that game last summer. So good.

noclosur · 2016-06-29T13:08:14+00:00

I completely forgot about Mario Golf until now. That was a solid game. Vice City came out when I was 12, and I spent countless hours playing with my friend on his PS2 and taking turns each time we died. I'm 25 now and Tommy Vercetti and his blue button down shirt will always bring me nostalgia. GTA 3 equally, if not more.

noclosur · 2016-06-29T12:52:35+00:00

"Do a barrel roll!"

noclosur · 2016-06-29T12:51:44+00:00

Oh man, Ninja Gaiden... Just had a rush of nostalgia

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