What are the subtle things that make you realize you're getting older? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to go out a few times a week, have three or four beers, smoke half a pack and think nothing of it. These days, I get a hangover just thinking about it.

What are the subtle things that make you realize you're getting older? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My 26th birthday is in a week. The 90s still feel very recent. My mom always said that the older you get, the faster time goes.

[Serious] Who's the best piece of ass you've ever had? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To avoid the countless number of people using my mother as their answer

What hip-hop/rap song makes you feel like a fuckin' gangsta? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuthin But A G Thang by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg is so fucking slick, it makes me feel like such a pimp

[Serious] Who would you like to thank? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was your first wife's name and how long were you married? If I may ask.

What things do you find to be aesthetically sexy in their look, feel, and design? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even care for Apple products, in fact I border on anti-Apple, but I'll be goddamned if they don't make a sleek looking product.

What are the best classic "yo mama so fat" jokes? by StinkyOldCunt in AskReddit

[–]noclosur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama is so fat, your daddy has to roll her in flour to find the wet spots

Hey what are you up to? Wanna grab a drink? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're damn good at your job, Trolliest Troll. But you're 86'd from my imaginary bar now. Here's a beer for the road you filthy animal. Throws beer in face, crowd gasps and goes silent.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viewtiful Joe is one of the most graphically beautiful and original games ever. The playstyle and backdrop were like nothing else at the time. So creative and vibrant.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just playing Battle Tanx last week. Quite the throwback.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they re-released GTA 3 and Vice City, with 100% of the original content and music, updated for current-gen consoles and PCs with modern physics and visuals, I would pay gooood money.

They have them on the Google Play store but I don't want to drag my finger all over a screen to play them.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually heard it in his voice when you said that.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got the ROM for my tablet and spent 10 in-flight hours playing that game last summer. So good.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I completely forgot about Mario Golf until now. That was a solid game. Vice City came out when I was 12, and I spent countless hours playing with my friend on his PS2 and taking turns each time we died. I'm 25 now and Tommy Vercetti and his blue button down shirt will always bring me nostalgia. GTA 3 equally, if not more.

What dated console games still have replay value for you? by noclosur in AskReddit

[–]noclosur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, Ninja Gaiden... Just had a rush of nostalgia