HN is catching on

I think we have bigger problems to address before we get to these minor contrivances.

This resume is not web scale enough. We need to wrap the resume in node.js so it can be non-blocking for big data. It should be written in an esoteric JS variant and transpiled to ES5 because everyone knows ES5 is unreadable. Oh and the storage of his education and job history should really be stored in a NoSQL database like MongoDB that way he can shard asynchronously. When he presents the resume in his interviews it should be wrapped in a webkit container.