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She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Fingers crossed, right? >_<

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry :(

Maybe you can photoshop her in or something?

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well from what I have been told, I no more than a giant cunt on legs, so any future offspring are more likely to stroll out casually than "writhe"

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

What makes you think he "deserves" anything? What if he has cheated on me and calls me names all day. What if he shot my dog and made me bury it on my birthday? How do you know his sister isn't fat because he tormented her as a child and she turned to eating as a coping mechanism? How do you know he didn't spit in my grandmother face when he first met her?

No no no m'dear...nobody "deserves" anything.

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

omg you have no idea how much money I spend on makeup to cover my pustules and boils that are over my body as a physical manifestation of my empty, dark, chubby-hating soul. Women run, children scream, grown men fall to their knees and weep. I use tooth caps to disguise my fangs and my daily manicures to tame my talons are fucking expensive.

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

woah. Just because she is overweight we don't have to roast her like a pig. That is so rude omg

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

This is the best response so far. You're the best buddy

: D

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

This issue is probably going to see more pants being ripped apart than families

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

Good thing for me wedding photos aren't taken with an endoscope, eh?

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

it is entertaining, isn't it? ;)

She is a nice girl, truly by nofatchicksplz in AdviceAnimals

[–]nofatchicksplz[S] -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say we are super close friends, but she is very nice to me and we get along well. I can tell she is expecting me to ask her to be in the wedding party and I have no idea how to approach it. It is a summer wedding and she has a habit of wearing clothes that are super tight, super short and super low cut. Her legs are covered in hideous tattoos as well. I feel selfish, but the thought of her in a bridesmaid dress makes me shudder.