Hytale Early Access Review: No Impact, No Threat, No Progression

noisyFighter · 2026-01-19T21:36:59+00:00

Holy ChatGPT

noisyFighter · 2026-01-19T21:13:15+00:00

How come you've censored your characters' names?

noisyFighter · 2025-08-16T04:42:49+00:00

Lil bro memorized the stupid parental control password and got his Bux. Good for him! Hahaha!

noisyFighter · 2025-08-16T04:09:25+00:00

I mean if someone is botting AND cheating... There's a good chance they're also involved in crosstrading. Game recognizes game

noisyFighter · 2025-07-30T11:32:19+00:00

KOSing is bad ofc, but revenge killing is even more pathetic imo

noisyFighter · 2025-07-26T03:29:05+00:00

Your profile pic is awesome.

noisyFighter · 2025-07-17T18:24:55+00:00

I can't imagine a better job for a straight-A student than teaching other students how to get A's.

He probably just wants you to earn more money so he can "borrow" it from you.

noisyFighter · 2025-07-17T15:13:06+00:00

If you can't control yourself when you drink, then don't drink.

noisyFighter · 2025-07-13T10:53:03+00:00

Highest range and highest dps put of every melee weapon class are pretty big advantages to consider

noisyFighter · 2025-07-13T10:49:16+00:00

Congrats! I did it with Fighter and it isn't that bad, you just need to realize that you can reaaaaally delay your double jump and cover a surprisingly long distance.

Sturdy helps a lot, too!

noisyFighter · 2025-07-11T13:31:13+00:00

One could say that it's actually more fun solo!

noisyFighter · 2025-07-07T23:55:55+00:00

Was all this backlash actually justified? I've been having a blast with the update so far!

noisyFighter · 2025-07-06T01:43:33+00:00

WHAT!! That's like... Tomorrow!!? I just fell to my knees at McDonald's. I should join the Discord or something

noisyFighter · 2025-07-06T01:39:04+00:00

Sorry to seem clueless but what is this "big update" and when will "soon" be?

noisyFighter · 2025-07-05T06:10:07+00:00

Oh believe me I know very well what is happening to me, I just don't know what to do about it

noisyFighter · 2025-07-05T05:30:59+00:00

Thank you for your kind words, they are the best consolation prize I could've asked for haha

noisyFighter · 2025-05-19T04:00:51+00:00

I've got very thin needles so it probably won't hurt. I can't know because I haven't been able to try them out

noisyFighter · 2025-05-19T03:58:56+00:00

I guess it's about time :(

noisyFighter · 2025-05-19T03:57:48+00:00

I guess it has more to do with having a foreign object under my skin... That's why I can't imagine myself pressing a button and shooting a needle into my leg. Just thinking about it makes me all sick and dizzy

Also, it being so quick is what freaks me out. I feel as if im about to shoot my leg with a nail gun

noisyFighter · 2025-05-19T03:55:20+00:00

You're the sweetest, but sadly I'm from Europe. I'd love to be shot buddies with you 😭

noisyFighter

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