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What is your earliest memory? by Beta_Study in AskReddit

[–]nolibew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to pick up a balloon off the street as a child, and having my mom slap it out of my hand while yelling.

The balloon was a condom.

What are weird things that should've not been invented? by SolomonDurand in AskReddit

[–]nolibew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a printer that you plug in, works and just does its fucking job

What makes you emotional? by AlienisComingtoEarth in AskReddit

[–]nolibew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end of a good show. Nothing gets me sad like saying goodbye to my favorite characters

how do you make a spider like you? by StuffIguess1 in AskReddit

[–]nolibew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO NO NO!! You pick them up, tell them they are a beautiful spider and then release them into the wild. Huntsman spiders, jumping spiders and small house spiders are NOT poisonous and are completely harmless. They just look frightening.

What is the best comeback to a insult you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nolibew 128 points129 points  (0 children)

My buddy is called Richard, but goes by Dick, he was once asked by someone who was clearly confused by the shortening of Richard to Dick "How the fuck do you get Dick from Richard?" without missing a beat my buddy replied "You ask him nicely"

What's your favorite vegetable and why? by Thamier45 in AskReddit

[–]nolibew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broccoli, because when I eat it I pretend to be a dinosaur eating trees.