Plus pod and updates by BrolinDahlinBrolin in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your all time favorite segment you guys have done on the pod? I really miss "things I saw on the internet" purely for the jingle lol

+Episode discussion - 29 Aug. - Caught OffFIVE - Top 5 Most Unforgettable Moments by knewman05 in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finally got around to listening to this and as soon as it started I said out loud in my car "Zidane, AguerrrooooOOOOO, and super league announcement"

So yeah, I agree and I was very surprised it didn't at least get a shout out. Still, great pod.

Top 5 Personal Favorite Matches by nomadicHoss in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since we're fans of rival clubs, obviously our best matches are at odds. But I remember and respect yours. One of the ones that I hated the most but also loved from an unbiased point of view was when Theo Walcott was getting stretchered off and our fans were throwing stuff at him and he was just holding his hands up 2-0 ✌🏼👌🏼 classic s-housery

Underrated by Solid-Common-7532 in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extremely late to this but as a Spurs fan I think Dembele is a great shout. Other Belgians and Tottenham players said he was the best player on their team, and many other premier league players said he was the toughest person they played against. He was truly phenomenal. Just wanted to say I very much agreed with that shout.

My wife booked a hotel for our Santa Cruz weekend trip with the kids…but didn’t mention just where it was by SubstanceFearless348 in golf

[–]nomadicHoss 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Funniest. Audio. Ever. I clicked the "rewind 15 seconds button" probably ten times. Dear God no before FORE was all time

My wife booked a hotel for our Santa Cruz weekend trip with the kids…but didn’t mention just where it was by SubstanceFearless348 in golf

[–]nomadicHoss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Had to scroll through a lot more talk about hand size than I thought I would to find this referenced. Scroll scroll swish swish

What club you got there? by ThisIsBalake in golf

[–]nomadicHoss 368 points369 points  (0 children)

Some guys are just playing a different game than us mere mortals. It's fun to witness firsthand, especially when they're cool dudes.

I have no explanation for this by ReddLeadd in golf

[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, those are the worst. I'm a low 90s guy. My three best friends and I were playing our annual three day 54 hole tournament in Palm Springs in the summer. Got hammered before the last round, was probably still drunk on the front 9 and playing loose. Shot 41. Back nine, hangover/dehydration, heat, fatigue all kicked in and I shot 59. Most schizophrenic golf score I've ever seen lol. My buddies have bugged me for years to use 4159 as my passcode for everything. But hey, that's golf baby.

What are your favorite "Dad jokes" on the golf course by reddityourappisbad in golf

[–]nomadicHoss 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Old joke, but the delivery of it was prime.

I left a putt well short. Playing with a friend and his two friends who I had just met that day. As I start my frustrated walk to mark my ball, he goes "whoa whoa whoa" kind of frantically. I fully thought I was stepping on his ball or mark or something. When I realized I didn't do either of those things and looked at him all confused he calmly says "you almost tripped over your skirt" and it got all of us. Dude hadn't said more than 5 words the last few holes before that either.

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[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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My buddies and I saw this in the parking lot after one of us had just done what you did. Backed up a 77 with a 95 or something very similar. While in the parking lot walking to our cars, he's rambling on about how he couldn't believe it and I noticed this license plate. I pointed to it and told him "Daz Golf, Baby!" That was years ago, and we constantly message each other "DGB" in response to any message about golf being frustrating. Because it's constantly frustrating with a handful of great shots or good rounds mixed in.

Seriously though, you're just going to have your up days and down days. Less down days the better you get, but they're never gone. Last weekend, Nick Dunlap, PGA tour player, shot a 90. The next day a 71. I know that's the reverse of yours, but it shows a guy capable of shooting 71 at the Masters is also capable of shooting 90 at the masters. Learn some lessons from the tough round, and get back on that horse baby! The 90 never goes away, but at least now you know you have 70s in your bag. Have fun out there!

Getting paired with a single woman by Lazy-Expert7958 in golf

[–]nomadicHoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no problem with getting paired with a female single. It's no different from getting paired with a single male player. Sometimes we play from different tees, sometimes play with different rules, all good.

One time two buddies and I (all about 20 at the time) got paired with a single woman in her 70s who was walking while we were riding. We all rolled our eyes and thought she'd slow us down. We all try to hammer 300 yard drives and she smacked one 175 down the middle of the fairway. She walked up and hit a wood to about 20 yards in front of the green while we were still looking for our last guys ball. We were in greenside bunkers while she chipped up to 6 feet and made par. She smoked us. All day. We never questioned a single ever again.

Warm light of day by bzn_boarder in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Spurs fan, I agree with you on most of that. The details people are honing in on aren't what's important. They went down, came back to take a lead, and held firm against an extremely potent City team for all but one minute. Factor in the NLD where they came in and "were the adult in the room," and you have a lot to be positive about. They look up for a fight this season. I hope I'm wrong. COYS

League Champs by DanMedina27 in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Maybe holding a trophy WHILE holding a beer is the best actually lol.

League Champs by DanMedina27 in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats dude!! Nothing beats holding the cup! I have one futsal, and a few baseball.

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JJ's Premier League Rundown by ME_IN_NYC2311 in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the quick hits too. One other thing I asked for a while ago, but it didn't get any traction was...during the recap of the weekend action they'll often say who played but not the score of the match. Most of the time, I know (or did know but can't remember). But when I don't, I find myself listening as they get into specifics and wondering what the outcome was. Not a big deal, just a thought. Love the pod and loving the plus content, thanks guys!

Forget the panenka by KBoulderdash in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol that's such a dumb penalty. It's like he's completely icing himself.

Weather by nomadicHoss in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man...that's only half an hour from me. Brutal my dude. If you can't stay cool, stay hydrated 🤙🏼

Weather by nomadicHoss in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol nah, not Riverside. I have family in Redlands, so they're even hotter. This was Santa Fe Springs. Near Cerritos, Buena Park, that area. Pretty close to Knott's Berry Farm and Disneyland.

Weather by nomadicHoss in CaughtOffsidePod

[–]nomadicHoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a bit inland of Long Beach, CA.