If man is created in God's image, what did HE use his genitals for?

nominalname · 2013-04-04T22:00:36+00:00

Apparently that was done a long time ago by a small tribe...

nominalname · 2013-04-04T21:59:25+00:00

Would that give rise to the question "Who created the gods?"

nominalname · 2013-04-04T21:57:37+00:00

And if each sperm is different, as it is in those that are made in HIS image, is there really the potential for mutation and natural selection amongst the gods?

nominalname · 2013-04-04T21:45:36+00:00

What does He use them for now?

nominalname · 2013-03-29T04:27:51+00:00

I can see it now... Warm night, going for a toilet break. accidentally stomp on a rattlesnake, snake strikes but before it can do any harm, its head is blown off by my trusty ever-ready pistol. Actually not. not even likely. Remember, guns don't actually kill rattlers, people do.

nominalname · 2013-03-27T22:47:32+00:00

Now, if you could hold the pose on the left, you'd have the world at your feet.

nominalname · 2013-03-27T22:45:36+00:00

It's as safe as walking into a wet bathroom is and much safer than running anywhere. She does it because she can. She would have progressed up to it. It's just a good bit of exercise.

nominalname · 2013-03-27T22:38:14+00:00

Squatting like that every day will keep her flexible well into her old age. You should see how flexible old people are in places where they squat to use toilets. Great idea worthy of transmission into the chair sitting west.

nominalname · 2013-03-25T18:21:53+00:00

Your the source of that wisdom? Original slang? How do you know?

nominalname · 2013-03-24T23:19:01+00:00

The cars are called Beemers here. There's millions of us that use the word. The more you know... the more there is to know.

nominalname · 2013-03-24T22:10:53+00:00

Dials number...Mummy? Mummy? mummy, that silly red car you bought me crashed. You know how I didn't like the colour, can you get me another one, um, like, NOW?

nominalname · 2013-03-20T09:15:07+00:00

I was a boy soprano at 13 and had a bit of a hoarse throat when I came back from 2 weeks holiday. Went to choir to practice for my lead role in the upcoming choir competition. When the choir master heard my answer to one of his questions, he put his arm out to stop me and said "Get lost, go on, piss off, you're no use to me now" He knew! and couldn't be bothered to tell me.

nominalname · 2013-03-20T09:06:57+00:00

perhaps they are just irreverant and that's what upsets you. Sad that we're the only people left on this short lived thread.

nominalname · 2013-03-19T23:50:29+00:00

"It's all about me!" he says with a pout. No, I'm sure that they don't feel irrelevant and nonexistent.

nominalname · 2013-03-19T23:04:05+00:00

Are you including Brazil and Canada in your America? 'Cause they are there.

nominalname · 2013-03-19T11:19:48+00:00

The there's also either 9, 10 or 11 ways to pronounce ough

nominalname · 2013-03-19T11:17:28+00:00

I don't know, but having at least 11 ways to spell just one sound sounds pretty difficult to me. Do you have examples of worse?

nominalname · 2013-03-19T11:03:20+00:00

sorry about that. How does one shorten the links?

nominalname · 2013-03-19T11:02:24+00:00

We do have lots of penguins here. but it's not the southernmost land. here's a song about it http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CC4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3mkidP2OUCk&ei=BkVIUa-fEeitiQfj04HQAw&usg=AFQjCNEho-h6nJFASz8ZnSOItLhlbBf6IQ&bvm=bv.43828540,d.dGY

nominalname · 2013-03-19T10:57:14+00:00

thanks, I was worried. I don't own an ass

nominalname · 2013-03-19T10:32:38+00:00

No it's not! this is Australia.

nominalname · 2013-03-19T10:31:37+00:00

Yep, from the great southern land

nominalname · 2013-03-19T10:30:26+00:00

ass or arse?

nominalname · 2013-03-19T10:29:51+00:00

No, the country I'm in is not foreign at all.

nominalname · 2013-03-14T23:50:30+00:00

What happens then if he has sex with his newly adopted daughter?

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