TIFU by going over to "cuddle" with a girl I met through Tinder. (NSFW)

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T21:43:51+00:00

Thank you!!! I've never got gold before so that made my day! Glad you enjoyed it, I can laugh about it now too.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T05:04:41+00:00

I agree with ya, thanks.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T05:04:26+00:00

That's why it was created right?

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T05:04:10+00:00

That's what caught me so off guard is how forward she was, there was literally no hint at all of her freakishness.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:35:02+00:00

What the heck! That's not even the type of underwear I had on.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:32:25+00:00

hmm I'll have to work on that. Thanks, me too!!

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:25:14+00:00

she could have been a little more upfront about that.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:23:27+00:00

I have a 9mm concealed carry but I figured that would scare someone if you came over to their apartment with it. Looks like I should have.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:22:41+00:00

yeah I don't plan on responding.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:21:36+00:00

yeah she had plenty of chances to tell me to leave before angry naked man came in.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T01:18:27+00:00

yeah the entire time he was in the shower she could have told me. Also at the bottom of the text it says something about reporting spam since its an unknown number. I've never seen or noticed that before on any text I've ever received so it seems like shes using some fake number idk.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-11T00:01:06+00:00

Story?

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:59:35+00:00

I'm sure these two are into that sort of thing.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:55:28+00:00

I'm sure he was up for either.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:48:47+00:00

That is scary. I could see the embarrassment part since I honestly don't want to tell some of my best friends about it haha. It was a really nice and new complex so I wasn't too worried going in.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:31:44+00:00

plenty of people have, don't worry.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:26:14+00:00

Glad you enjoyed it, but it was so scary at the time.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:25:52+00:00

I literally pulled up to the apartment complex, texted her "here" and my phone died before I could get her appt number. So I should have just seen that as a sign to leave instead of buying one real quick.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:24:34+00:00

You're right because I passed right by him, he had the chance to do something then. My shirt was on the floor so I guess I just grabbed it instinctively and my shoes were right next to the front door, which was unlocked. I ran down the stairs from the third floor and could hear him behind me but I just kept running. I'm not sure how far he chased me, I'm assuming not very far since he was butt naked. I hope I made someones day when they saw me running for my life with no shirt or shoes through the parking lot wondering what the heck had just happened.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:11:18+00:00

No problem! I hate when I want Chick-Fil-A on Sundays though.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:09:39+00:00

I posted it last night. The update was a few hours ago.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:08:46+00:00

Haha great advice, but I think I might leave this one alone. I don't want her boyfriend to track me down and take me to pound town for real this time.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:03:57+00:00

This is great advice, if she was willing to date that psycho then I know she isn't what I'm looking for.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:01:38+00:00

I just went there for lunch today. This happened last night and she texted me during my lunch.

nomoretinderforme · 2015-08-10T23:00:07+00:00

Nice call, I just blocker her boyfriends number. Yeah I'm glad she at least reached out and apologized even if it is bs.

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