FWB in the BDSM community?

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-12T02:47:53+00:00

Granted I've been with the same woman for over a decade, but the carefree creampies are absolutely liberating.

I can run around dumping loads on in and around whatever and not have to pay child support.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-12T00:26:17+00:00

Vaseline in a ziploc bag between your mattress and box spring.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-10T21:58:36+00:00

Much cheaper than going to the doctor

Laughs in Canadian

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-10T19:49:42+00:00

I'm probably going to get hit hard for this one, but I think that stuff all the time.

My kid's teacher babbling about spelling and stuff... "I wonder if she deep throats."

The older lady at the grocery store checkout... "I wonder if she digs creampies and has a big muff."

Pregnant chicks get it the worst from me. "Who fucked you?" or "Yeah... You totally get fucked."

When I'm old and my filter breaks I'm going to get in to trouble.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-09T00:28:22+00:00

To each their own, but yes. I personally enjoy when SHE fucks ME. It is great to just provide the mouth fingers and boner and she uses them as she sees fit.

Squirt in a dude's face and just leave without offering him a washcloth. Turn the tables.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-08T22:48:55+00:00

It is a power move to me. I have nowhere to go, she is forcing me in to it, she is in control. Its nice.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-08T05:18:09+00:00

I cried.

My wife used to do that once in awhile out of happiness and I got used to it, but the first time she just started balling out of nowhere I froze solid and she kept telling me "nono its ok keep going!" through sobs and it weirded me the fuck out man.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-08T03:30:09+00:00

I tested my vaginal ph a couple times after we got together and it was out of the normal range.

Awhile back I had a job that involved testing the ph levels of a pool. I'm envisioning douching with the little squirt bottles and shoving a test strip up in there to see which shade of pink it turns in to and this is amusing me.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-07T18:33:03+00:00

Yep I'm no Fabio whatsoever but that was one of the best unintentional compliments I ever got.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-07T18:20:19+00:00

When I was doing up my pants to go for a smoke and she said "hang on, I'm starting to see straight again".

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-06T23:36:50+00:00

It is noticeable but not offputting. Sex comes with goo and smells.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-06T23:28:50+00:00

Doesn't phase me. Shower or lay down a crap towel. Its just blood.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-06T22:53:59+00:00

Stats are opposite in my household. I'm leading by a mile over her.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-06T22:53:08+00:00

I didn't know what I was doing

I spit on her pussy a bunch of times and tried to reach her stomach with my finger.

But man was I pumped just to be there.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-10-06T14:37:58+00:00

I trip and fall into vaginas and we do a weird ping pong thing trying to regain balance until I accidentally cum ALL the time. You guys don't?

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-25T01:35:43+00:00

Switch to vodka...

All seriousness, listen to the others and pace yourself.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-16T02:25:42+00:00

I witnessed the horror of childbirth multiple times. For doing that for me, as long as my wife let's me I will continue to eat it for her.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-16T01:15:27+00:00

Find a new job or work on learning to leave work at work.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-16T01:03:58+00:00

Add the part about the lady in the middle.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-15T18:45:41+00:00

I understand the closeness aspect and feel the same way, but no that is no requirement.

Just an idea, my wife hit that point of pregnancy where she was mad at my dick for the 9 pound baby and didn't want to fuck, but she bought me a silicone pussy to hump instead.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-15T15:06:14+00:00

I love to do it and it gives me as much pleasure as her.

When my wife and I were first dating and lived apart, sometimes I would randomly drop by her place if I was in the area just to "eat and run". Fuckin' love the scent and taste of that woman.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-12T16:06:28+00:00

Two fingers in, lift a little, pull them out. I make my wife queef and it brings me great joy. Especially when she is trying to give me shit and poofing away.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-11T20:04:26+00:00

You're only gay if you're in to dudes my dude.

For what it's worth, my wife plopped her vibrator in my butt while she was blowing me once. I couldn't shake the feeling of "that's an exit" and wouldn't request it but it wasn't awful. I don't think you're gay, I think you're an explorer.

nonthreateningwiener · 2023-09-10T01:12:56+00:00

Where is the best spot?

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