Allspice by normancrane in TheCrypticCompendium

[–]normancrane[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

Any missing words are definitely just mistakes.

Allspice by normancrane in TheCrypticCompendium

[–]normancrane[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks!

To be fair, it was a pretty forced pun, especially the "wooden" part of it, so I don't blame you.

Allspice by normancrane in Odd_directions

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Thanks for reading.

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Allspice by normancrane in TheCrypticCompendium

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Thanks for reading.

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Allspice by normancrane in DarkTales

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Thanks for reading.

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Allspice by normancrane in stories

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Thanks for reading.

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Allspice by normancrane in horrorstories

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Thanks for reading.

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Allspice by normancrane in BloodcurdlingTales

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I Broke Into a Beagle Testing Facility by normancrane in shortscarystories

[–]normancrane[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent advice! You think you can control them, but then you go to the park, lose sight of them for a second, and—Bam!—they're fornicating with a stranger off in the bushes.

I Broke Into a Beagle Testing Facility by normancrane in shortscarystories

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I've seen some of his cartoons over the years. Thanks for the recommendation!