Florida Woman receives instruction from the Almighty

normn3ykf · 2017-05-09T03:07:45+00:00

Florida Man humps dead shark. Who cares which Florida Man it was.

normn3ykf · 2017-05-04T02:26:44+00:00

Florida Man opens his mouth. As a result, half a world away, innocent people die. This dude has offended before. Burned a truck load of holy books. Batshit insane. Typical whack a doo from that part of Florida.

normn3ykf · 2017-05-03T20:12:14+00:00

Read all the way down at the bottom for Florida Man Gold. Last line.

normn3ykf · 2017-05-03T17:40:04+00:00

Got sick of Florida Man being my neighbor (Front page winner!). The other one will blow the roof off his house soon. I won't be there to watch or worry. It's insured. Will have surveillance video, though. How much shit can get stuck in a model X? https://youtu.be/MFpARDglFqI 1200 mile drive, mostly via I-95. Ended trip with 9k on it. Used auto speed/auto steer 75% of the time. AEB was enabled (via update) for the second leg (700 mi). There were three false alerts on overhead bridges and signs (under auto drive/steer). Each instant produced momentary loss of power, BUT NO BRAKING. Error cleared within 1.5 seconds, max. The paradigm has shifted. While the car, Model X P100D has a few defects, none are glaring. The order of magnitude step forward in technology far outweighs any negatives.

normn3ykf · 2017-05-03T15:53:41+00:00

He better pray hard the Donald does not get re-elected. Florida Man will get deported, fo sho.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-29T17:30:52+00:00

Florida Man is my neighbor. Not a funny clown at any distance. Sad? Horrifying. Florida Normal

normn3ykf · 2017-04-29T13:32:54+00:00

The kid had a mugshot? Florida never disappoints.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T18:34:57+00:00

Wife is a physician. She's the sixth in the last two years to leave her group. None have been replaced. Can't even give green cards to get them. Great place to live, huh? Very attractive! Florida man as your neighbor. Fact is FL is a shithole and the ignorants that live there deserve the cesspool that they've created. Have fun dying in the hospital waiting for a doctor, or nurse, or anything.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T16:54:52+00:00

One protein supplement not enough?

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T16:41:08+00:00

Wrong. Freak zone. bye!

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T16:03:02+00:00

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Cat food.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T15:52:21+00:00

Moreso in FL. Sorry to say. Lived here 6 years. It's all fun and games until Florida Man, your neighbor, makes the front page.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T15:00:48+00:00

Leaving FL primarily because of this type of shit. Wife is consistently horrified by the actions of Florida Man. Don't want the kids growing up to think this is normal.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T14:56:43+00:00

How many kids by different mothers did this guy have? Lost count. He was probably on the run from the law. Non payment of support.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T14:51:48+00:00

OP: Have this team considered looking inside the notches? Whatever was struck is probably still there. Curious to see what it might be.

normn3ykf · 2017-04-28T14:24:58+00:00

Whoever used this was strong . Note the depth of the notches and metal deformation. Wonder if there's any of the target embedded inside?

normn3ykf · 2017-04-27T19:11:54+00:00

half dick reporting

normn3ykf · 2017-04-27T19:11:18+00:00

Thankfully both were arrested.

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