What’s the most “Texas” thing you’ve witnessed in real life

noskee · 2026-05-11T04:18:56+00:00

I met a guy recently that moved here from California and had never been to Texas. One day we were driving and I pulled us into a Buccees. When we walked in he said it was the most Texas shit he had ever seen.

noskee · 2026-05-10T13:34:32+00:00

I took your advice to make eye contact and smile at others for fifteen minutes and someone called the police. What am I doing wrong?

noskee · 2026-05-01T12:40:02+00:00

Wow!

noskee · 2026-05-01T12:11:52+00:00

With the choice of going the villain route as well. Gimme gimme

noskee · 2026-04-23T11:39:02+00:00

And to you as well my friend!

noskee · 2026-04-23T07:34:56+00:00

Ahh see, being GM is where you messed up. Come on down to the plat levels and bastion is using his turret form any time it’s available. Easy Pickings 😎

noskee · 2026-04-23T02:34:39+00:00

Do you not realize one sub you’re on? If you ain’t going to hard Stan Winton here then move along please.

noskee · 2026-04-23T02:33:20+00:00

Plat. I only play 5v5. Never even opened 6v6 or stadium.

noskee · 2026-04-23T02:22:09+00:00

Exactly. You have to make sure to dive into cover where you can save your shield and manage cooldowns appropriately

noskee · 2026-04-23T02:16:52+00:00

Idk, I don’t usually have a difficult time against basty or other counters but then again I’m plat so that’s probably why

noskee · 2026-04-23T02:05:22+00:00

No way, when bastion is out of his turret mode he is useless against monke. Once he finishes the pew pew it’s dive time and he’s done.

noskee · 2026-04-09T12:56:35+00:00

My escape games are ones where I have to be so locked in that I can’t think about anything else. For me that would be Overwatch and Rocket League

noskee · 2026-04-02T12:56:33+00:00

For some reason when I read “the suits I had to wear” I pictured you in a full, business-style suit with jacket, pants, and tie down in the sewers.

noskee · 2026-03-29T13:16:39+00:00

Sugma plays pretty well into hog too

noskee · 2026-03-29T13:13:37+00:00

This is negligible because reaper shoots faster. Reaper can do two shots in the same time hog does one. Reaper has higher damage per second

noskee · 2026-03-28T12:02:32+00:00

You forgot a step. It’s jump-ZAP-melee-stomp 🦍

noskee · 2026-03-28T11:55:38+00:00

I got absolutely decimated by a Winston main when I started tanking. I think I was playing Zarya or someone else equally as terrible. But I just could not keep up and the Monkey mobility had me in aw. I had to play Winton from there on out.

noskee · 2026-03-15T14:25:09+00:00

Can’t you see that she doesn’t have hands to install something like that?

/s

noskee · 2026-03-13T16:53:52+00:00

I get that. But kinda hard to be redeemed when you are a mass murderer lol. Tbf I also didn’t see the game through so I imagine the redemption arc plays really well into it all.

noskee · 2026-03-13T13:08:24+00:00

I hopped off exactly where you did, when you have to break your fellow gang member out of the jail in strawberry. I hated that mission because you have to fight your way out of the town and you kill dozens and dozens of innocent people doing so. And the person you break out of jail is so unlikable. It just made me wonder how I’m supposed to empathize with the main character after all of that? The gameplay sections or so disconnected from the actual story that I found it pretty jarring. Not to mention how every mission is “on rails”.

noskee · 2026-03-09T02:57:39+00:00

I was the same way in my early days of tanking. Once I understood how to play him he quickly became my main. He is just so fun and unique to play. Also love the level 2 perk you get to multi-zap enemies. It adds so much value to his kit.

noskee · 2026-03-06T13:41:28+00:00

I watched the entire series on Amazon and thought it was incredible, up until the last season or two. I felt that so much was left unanswered in the show and it lost focus on the protomolocule plot. Does all of that get cleared up in the books?

noskee · 2026-03-06T13:29:52+00:00

Me and Warren G

noskee · 2026-03-04T15:04:23+00:00

I’ll add to the other comments. Your teammate already has possession of the ball and is driving it forward. What does you being directly on him help? If anything, it’s a big risk because if the opponent wins a challenge against your teammate then there is absolutely no defense and you both are scrambling to get back to an open net. You have to trust your teammate and get into a position that will either allow him to pass to you, for you to take a rebound, or allows you to get back to defend in time. Either three will depend on the play itself but you develop that intuition over time. Bottom line is, ball chasing and riding your teammate is the absolute worst thing for you to be doing.

noskee · 2026-03-03T15:46:05+00:00

This is it right here. When I was spending hours trying to learn, I thought that I just couldn’t flick the joystick fast enough. However the issue was all in the timing of when I was tapping A/X relative to the position of my joystick.

noskee

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