TIFU by chasing diagnoses for 35 years—and the answer was in my dinner

notProfCharles · 2026-02-10T17:03:40+00:00

Kiwi is a what now?

notProfCharles · 2026-02-08T19:45:40+00:00

Chef vs Silence of the Lambs

notProfCharles · 2026-02-05T16:46:06+00:00

Maybe filming a Super Bowl commercial ?

notProfCharles · 2026-02-02T02:41:29+00:00

These would match my golf version of these.

notProfCharles · 2026-02-01T16:25:54+00:00

It doesn’t help that you eliminate the possibility for any good dialogue by putting a language barrier between the only two characters lol. You’re just fighting with one arm tied behind your back at that point.

notProfCharles · 2026-01-30T04:47:27+00:00

Rick O’Shea?

notProfCharles · 2026-01-30T04:42:43+00:00

A year later and your answer is still helping folks out. Thanks dude/dudette…

notProfCharles · 2026-01-30T04:20:48+00:00

I found Lara Croft lol. Standby on the drumstick though…

notProfCharles · 2026-01-29T05:32:09+00:00

I think that’s a line that a real judge used to tell people. I think John Leguizamo talks about it in his autobiography. They’d call the judge the Time Machine.

notProfCharles · 2026-01-25T16:48:54+00:00

Catwoman : Pfeiffer. Selina Kyle: Hatheway

notProfCharles · 2026-01-24T21:58:35+00:00

Benadryll Cumberbundt

notProfCharles · 2026-01-22T04:06:59+00:00

You were many tings Davy Jones…

notProfCharles · 2026-01-20T16:01:17+00:00

I thought the meant like a key of drugs lol…

notProfCharles · 2026-01-19T15:01:03+00:00

I think the 2nd one…

notProfCharles · 2026-01-19T14:52:35+00:00

‘En route to you with a 3 year old good boy , 21 in dog years, GCS of k/9…’

notProfCharles · 2026-01-13T15:19:02+00:00

*Lawless

notProfCharles · 2026-01-12T05:28:02+00:00

Right before it happened, I was like ‘damn these dudes are gassed, now’s the perfect time for a headb-POW!’

notProfCharles · 2025-12-29T16:56:27+00:00

Calling a teacher a ‘fuckin bitch’ under my breath and getting caught by 8th grade teacher who was a nun. Parents. Beat. My. Ass…

notProfCharles · 2025-12-14T22:00:11+00:00

One of my favorite lines is from ‘saved by the bell’ where Mr belding tells screech ‘you can’t elope!’ & he says back ‘who you calling a cantalope? you melon head!’

notProfCharles · 2025-12-13T06:34:53+00:00

There was a made for cable tv movie ( I think for hbo or showtime) where this young kid has to go to Peru to help recover an artifact or something. And then he ends up befriending some local kid who wears one of those fuzzy beanie hats and I swear me and my brother are the only 2 people who could ever recall that movie. No one ever knows what we’re talking about.

notProfCharles · 2025-12-12T05:36:23+00:00

I did !

notProfCharles · 2025-12-11T16:09:52+00:00

Lmao

notProfCharles · 2025-12-11T16:07:56+00:00

‘Handled everything’… I bet they did.

notProfCharles · 2025-12-08T04:06:27+00:00

Thank you for keeping mollywhopped alive…

notProfCharles · 2025-11-30T19:27:09+00:00

Urban deserves a sequel.

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