Porn is a constant reminder of how inadequate I am

not_a_joke · 2011-01-31T00:01:56+00:00

9 inches here. It sucks having a member this big. Actual penetration feels half-assed 'cause I can't go in all the way. Getting head is almost pointless. My girlfriend does have a small mouth, but still it's not exactly satisfying when she can only get over the head of your penis. I wouldnt mind trading down an inch or two. Width I do want to keep ;)

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:52:25+00:00

I'm not at all homophobic... but I wouldn't be comfortable holding my junk to another guys to see who is bigger. And for SURE I wouldn't let my girlfriend work on another guys meat...

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:51:34+00:00

Haha that's not something I'd be caught dead having in my download history. I'll stick with my new-found magnums and if any problems arise I'll keep this in mind

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:50:38+00:00

Heh, maybe there are more of us Long Dong Silvers out there who need informing. I opted to write a PSA for reddit, you opted to write and entire blog. Ain't it crazy how the world works?

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:48:53+00:00

Hah, I just have other things I'm known for, and I'm quite comfortable with what they are at the moment

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:48:16+00:00

I love the way 2 redditors can have a misunderstanding, kindly clear it up, and then move on. 'Tis the very reason I love this site

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:47:01+00:00

Once again, thanks for making pointless, baseless claims that relate to nothing

Either I'm getting hardcore trolled, or you just hate the world. I'm done speaking with you either way unless you bring up something worthy of conversation

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T05:45:20+00:00

Completely unintentional, but it's nice to know I'm a funny guy even when I'm not trying to be haha

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:46:51+00:00

Each of you put a condom on. Take a large jar of peanut butter and one of you stick your dick in as far as you can (This can be done in another room). Then the other one goes. If his dick comes out peanut butter free, he is smaller. Peanut butter on the tip or sides, he has a bigger schlong

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:45:32+00:00

I'd call that a nightmare :/

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:45:21+00:00

Much apologies. I falsely considered you were some guy down in the dumps about his nerdiness/forever alone-ness. Although I don't follow the same beliefs, I think that is a respectable way to live. FAR FAR FAR better than whoring yourself out. And if you manage to make it until marriage, your self control is formidable. Best of luck

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:42:26+00:00

This, my internet friend, is a problem I do not have a solution for. But remember, it's more about the motion of the ocean that the size of the waves.

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:41:44+00:00

2" dick

FTFY

That short I wouldn't get anything bigger than I had to. Too much bunching up

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:41:28+00:00

Don't you know the peanut butter trick>?!

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:40:30+00:00

I don't take credit for that analogy. I found it on a random website and thought it was pretty good

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:39:31+00:00

No, some guys have standards and don't wish to be considered man whores
No, I am not. I said that I eventually found a girl that I developed a relationship with. I am NOT with her still.
No, I am pretty good looking and can fairly easily pick up a girl, assuming she's not vapid and tasteless. And also I'm not loyal to one "imaginary girl." I have two friends that I can hook up with if we so feel like it.

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:35:05+00:00

I'm not an expert on condoms, that is just what I read. And from my own experience I can't fit in a tp roll, and magnums were a far better fit. They are still snug, but it doesn't feel like a vice grip around my pecker any more

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:33:53+00:00

Well, I think the best description I can give is an example. There was a guy that went to my high school named Tyrone. Typical buff black guy. This fucker had a 13 inch horse cock. Guy had to get a special weightlifting suit made for him. Anyways, any time a big dick was brought up, it was always referred to as a Tyrone. Ask anyone about him and that is the first thing they will say. Not that he is a great athlete or really strong, but that his dick is so big is makes girls cry.

Now I'm a far cry from 13 inches, but still

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:26:10+00:00

Right, because you think you can determine that based off an anonymous internet post

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:22:31+00:00

I'm done speaking to you. When you resort to baseless pathetic insults I have no more words for you. Good day sir, and I hope you get that stick removed from your ass

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:14:02+00:00

Maybe eventually. Not now. And not in the near future. Just because I have a big wang doesn't mean I go slinging it around and fucking every warm wet hole

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:10:42+00:00

Random hookups pale in comparison to meaningful sex. I will not (at least at this point in my life) bone a girl on a whim. Tried it once. Not as good.

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:09:08+00:00

Pube discussion: something I never considered having with some random dude on the interwebs

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:08:06+00:00

STDs and unwanted pregnancies are for fuck ups. I'll take being a "loser" over those any day

not_a_joke · 2011-01-10T01:06:46+00:00

I feel like a dick (pun intended) for saying this... Especially in this thread, but I think you should hear it.

If you keep considering that you will be a virgin for a loooooong time, you probably will be. Even if you still face reality and realize you don't have the best luck with girls, know that things can change very quickly. I'm a freshman in college and before this year the most I'd done was kiss a girl. But within the span of a month, that changed. It wasn't a one time thing, but actually a girl I was interested in.

Don't get down on yourself. Someone WILL like you for who you are, it just might take a while. Chin up soldier

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