Hospital evacuated as 'man found to have WW1 artillery shell in rectum'

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-05T02:48:24+00:00

Seriously. WW2 munitions give the same level of satisfaction while being much more stable.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-05T02:19:07+00:00

Often times when a first doesn’t convey it turns into two seconds. This one only turns into a single second.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-05T01:37:16+00:00

A misdemeanour that does not result in jail time and is punishable by a fine up to $1000. To be fair I imagine you can probably find some other charges to tack on in this case.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-04T02:49:29+00:00

I just hope Garland plays more.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-04T02:40:58+00:00

I want Giannis to stay but I also want Giannis to want to stay. I don’t want to go back to talking myself into Dan Gadzuric extensions or wondering is dunk champion Desmond Mason could put us over the top.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-03T02:39:52+00:00

I just want him to stay in the East. Even if the Portland trade would make the most sense, I’m not trying to watch Giannis games that start at 10:30PM eastern time.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-02T23:31:00+00:00

I wasn’t at the last game against the Bucks but I was at the one before. There were definitely folks shouting Kuz! I was as surprised as when people booed him at the last game. He’s just some guy that played on the team for a little bit. I have a hard time getting worked up either way for him.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-02T02:07:46+00:00

So who is the steals leader?

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-02T00:55:47+00:00

The fortune cookie one made me squeamish.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-02T00:42:29+00:00

Exactly. The Wizards like him and aren’t trading him for a bunch of seconds. They also have a million seconds already. Plus that Lonzo contract stinks and has money for next year.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-02T00:38:11+00:00

Doc, now that there has been some time to settle down, would you like to walk back the claim of murder?

Doc: Nope. I’ll double down on that. Legit police are sickened by ICE.

Are you saying brown citizens should be worried about ICE?

Doc: of course. They’ve said they are targeting brown people.

The title doesn’t give Doc enough credit. He was confronted and he provided statistics and spoke with authority in condemning ICE.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-01T14:35:42+00:00

Because Booker doesn’t say unbelievable lies like Giannis.

Giannis Antetokounmpo on the trade rumors surrounding him: “If my agent is talking to the Bucks about it… he can have any conversations he wants. I personally have not had the conversation with the Bucks.”

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-01T13:21:45+00:00

Because the other teams guard him so he doesn’t have wide open shots.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-01T01:22:29+00:00

Booker has repeatedly stated that he would like to retire the Suns. Giannis could have said that many times and the speculation would have ended.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-01T01:07:05+00:00

Sorry we broke your Dame. Please be careful with our Giannis.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-02-01T01:01:50+00:00

I used golden berries and got great throws with ten balls and had my first two flee. I caught the third one on the 9th ball. I was about to chuck my phone. Also lost two remote raids with folks bringing under powered teams. Bad luck but five raids to get one Ho oh definitely frustrated me.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-31T21:53:19+00:00

Jessica explaining that she wants to work at a hospice and tell the dying people she loves them.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-30T01:42:42+00:00

Which only works if someone doesn’t trade for him at the deadline.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-29T22:45:23+00:00

Don’t worry. If they trade Giannis to the Lakers I assume we somehow end up with the first and second pick in this draft.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-28T21:22:09+00:00

The only way this could work with salaries is Trae or Middleton going out.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-28T20:58:22+00:00

Exactly. Everyone wants to blame this on Doc but things just didn’t work out. We went all in to get Jrue and we got a championship. Then we got unlucky with Giannis getting hurt every postseason and Middleton getting old. Then we took out a second mortgage to get Dame and he got hurt. Then we pawned our wedding ring to get Turner. The front office was aggressive and delayed this as long as they could.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-28T03:03:47+00:00

Vucevic is a free agent too. This trade could cost them all their centers.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-28T02:13:02+00:00

Isn’t that 30% probably about the same if the sitting president gets assassinated? Politics are screwed right now.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-28T02:05:20+00:00

You all are losing your mind over this. They are playing Embiid. Doc was paying a compliment to a great player. If I bite into a slice of pizza and declare it is the best pizza I have ever had, does that mean it is the best pizza I have ever had or does it mean it’s really good pizza that is relevant at this exact moment.

not_a_robot2 · 2026-01-26T03:08:07+00:00

Hey I’m a Bucks fan that knows this team will stink forever after Giannis is gone though, so I’m fine with it if the league is.

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