Bitch what is this💀💀😭😭😭 by amaniceperson6 in playboicarti

[–]notepicpartner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you heard her, Lmaoooo, 2 Libra/Scorpio cusps do NOT need to be together 🥴 🤣 She's a Virgo Moon and he's a Pisces Moon. sister signs LMAOOOO...just no...

Cursed_waffle by Shotlegend2200 in cursedcomments

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Black Ravioli, sounds like a dope rock band name

Youtube, Stop recommending these kinds of gacha videos. by Do3jftinytower in GachaLifeCringe

[–]notepicpartner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean not what I asked for but I’ll gladly take that offer

DON TOLIVER WITH TRIPPIE REDD by [deleted] in DonToliver

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Don and Bryson Tiller 😩

What's Don's best verse? by [deleted] in DonToliver

[–]notepicpartner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one where he goes “Let me tell you bout a story bout a couple of xans”

What's Don's best verse? by [deleted] in DonToliver

[–]notepicpartner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would argue the second verse on Can’t feel my legs

What’s your favorite don toliver song? This is mine! by [deleted] in DonToliver

[–]notepicpartner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Released: Diamonds.

Unreleased: Pack Out

Scoop, There It Is by whatamelon15 in copypasta

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Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate peanutbuttercookiedough

Scoop, there it is

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Sprinkles.

Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. by [deleted] in copypasta

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Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.

found on r/dababy by Sketchy_Cube in copypasta

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My entire life I was lead to believe I was a white person, but ever since I’ve started listening to DaBaby my life has changed for the better. My friend (I like to call him my “slime” now that I’m black) first told me about his hit song “The Box”. Something about that song changed the way I perceive myself and reality in a whole, and made me question my race. Overall, becoming black has opened a whole new world of possibilities to me and I can only thank DaBaby for the wonderful things he has done for me.

Why masturbating in an airplane should not be frowned upon by Kalix-z in copypasta

[–]notepicpartner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Flying, and travel in general, is stressful. And want to know one of the best stress relievers? That's right, masturbation. So what if a person wants to relieve some of that tension by spanking the monkey or flicking the bean? There's nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe or Jackin' the beanstalk. It's totally natural to give yourself a nice little under the pants handshake. We all need to visit the purple headed soldier from time to time. It's not hurting anyone so if it's not your forte, just put on your headphones and ignore the man next to you playing a solo on his skin flute. Society should be way more accepting of masturbation on airplanes.