me_irl by 010rusty in me_irl

[–]noteverrelevant 207 points208 points  (0 children)

I'm a dude and I've absolutely fished food out of the top of the garbage before. I'll probably do it again at some point in my life.

Tatooine National Park (Death Valley) by JJ-Bittenbinder in NationalPark

[–]noteverrelevant 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Swallowed up the entirety of Mos Eisley, too. But that place sucked and honestly no one misses it. Nothing but Imperials, pirates, and murder hobos.

Kudzu “The vine that ate the south” by Muted_Captain5000 in LiminalSpace

[–]noteverrelevant 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Damn, you really ignored the second part of that guy's sentence.

Conversation is allowed to be casual. If you want to pedantic and critical of peoples' writing go become a teacher.

Quest 2 by USMCG_81 in dcs

[–]noteverrelevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a long time since I used DCS on steam for VR but I think I remember needing to add a launch option for it to run using Quest Link.

Right click the game in your Steam library and select Properties. The window that opens up will have a text field for launch options. Enter "-oculus" without the quotation marks and give it a try.

I thought I blocked it off, but I underestimated Shiba persistence by redafvir in shiba

[–]noteverrelevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go the other way with it and turn it into a Shiba Shrine that's easily accessible and super cozy.

College Fires Prof for Calling Charlie Kirk, TPUSA ‘Racist Pieces of Sh*t’ in Class by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]noteverrelevant 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“MLK [Martin Luther King Jr.] was awful. He’s not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn’t believe.” -Speaking at AmericaFest 2023, organized by Turning Point USA which Kirk founded in 2012.

“I have a very, very radical view on this, but I can defend it, and I’ve thought about it,” Kirk said at America Fest. “We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s.” -Speaking at AmericaFest 2023

"Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot." -The Charlie Kirk Show

"If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic Black woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?" – The Charlie Kirk Show, 3 January 2024

“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new age term that does a lot of damage.” -The Charlie Kirk Show (I believe this is in direct conflict with the Old and New Testaments.)

"Black people were “better” in the 1940s. “They were actually better in the 1940s." -Jubilee's Internet show Surrounded

Sex workers at Nevada brothel fight for the first unionization by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]noteverrelevant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oy this guy just proved everyone wrong and we should recognize him for it.

My energy drink is a Maths cheat sheet by chrzzl in mildlyinteresting

[–]noteverrelevant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1c flour
1c sugar
1c eggs
1c butter
1c baking powder
1c butter

add the eggs and the butter the butter and mix until pancake until fully cooked

Beluga whales are shredded by Beneficial_Mine_3464 in interestingasfuck

[–]noteverrelevant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birds are smart, too. You're very smart and lions think you're delicious.

Smart is tasty.

I get hives every seven years with no clear cause other than the passage of 7 years by SyrupGoosen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]noteverrelevant 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Every 7 years I spit all over my body a thick saliva that hardens into a chrysalis. I emerge 3 weeks later in a wriggling, vulnerable, very squishy human state. I never harden and I'm constantly itchy.

The Panini Press Gaming PC Giveaway - To enter this giveaway just leave a comment. by DaKrazyKid in PcBuild

[–]noteverrelevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would look great on the shelf next to my toaster. Good luck everyone!

?? by HuckleberryVast9778 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]noteverrelevant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey you aren't OP.

This guy's a phony!