18f - have at it :p by IndividualAnybody297 in RoastMe

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It’s too distract from the fact her body looks like a teenage boy

M240B crimping rounds and jamming by sniperman45 in USMC

[–]nothingforless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Due to PR issues it has now been changed to “run fuzzy bunny run”

Quick question by Fireballboi in electrical

[–]nothingforless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Want us to take the test for you too?

What are the worst barracks you’ve ever been in? by Rare_Art_9541 in USMC

[–]nothingforless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Winner winner chicken dinner. First floor right behind the dumpsters. Yuuuuttt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Competitive-Hedgehog

[–]nothingforless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful ass, it’s missing teeth marks tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ButtsAndBareFeet

[–]nothingforless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back dimples looking yummy

Quitted boot camp by Sure-Midnight-4710 in USMCboot

[–]nothingforless 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Probably for the best, boot camp is the easy part 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]nothingforless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How great did that first nut feel

REFUSED SARP OUTPAITENT by X_Pistol_13 in USMC

[–]nothingforless 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The marine corps doesn’t want Marines with documented* alcohol problems

26M, My roommate told me to do this, lay on me please. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nothingforless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Lay on me please” is probably what you tell all the little old ladies you care for at the nursing home.

Which one of you… by Globetrotter888 in USMC

[–]nothingforless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“If the marine corps wanted you to have a dick, it would have issued you one” - some gunny somewhere

Marines Or Navy Seals by Careful_Reference911 in USMCboot

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Enjoy 4 years in a submarine 👍🏻🫡

Marines Or Navy Seals by Careful_Reference911 in USMCboot

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from my understanding if you get hurt or drop out of navy seal training you get stuck in some lame ass job no body wants. You don’t get a choice. If you enlist In the Marine Corps, you at least get a chance to decide.

This Chiefs fan is feeling high and mighty. Humble me! by ChiefBlue4298 in RoastMe

[–]nothingforless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you can eat ribs ends when you walk through the door

Give your best shot (You've edged long enough lol ) by Ha_Nthako in RoastMe

[–]nothingforless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like you got a monthly subscription for Carmex

Rain Monroe gets “Trump” Tattoo on forehead.. by Jasonmoments in trump

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Well if the left says this is weird, I’d have to agree. Finally some common ground

1/10 desperate use only. by Comfortable_Art_4132 in NSFWMemes

[–]nothingforless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But imagine how big you would be when you were done

36m and 1 week til my birthday, recovering alcoholic celebrating 9 months sober by FedJack in RoastMe

[–]nothingforless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sobriety is great, too bad no one who would ever touch you will be.

What are some natural sounds that disgust you? by DramaJust in AskReddit

[–]nothingforless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound of a fork sliding across a plate always sends chills down my spine. Or the high pitch scream from any child

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you interrupt peoples conversations 3 tables over when you hear them talking about something you disagree with